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19-06-2009, 12:46
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Scousers !
A Liverpudlian walks into a Bank in Castle Street , Liverpool and asks for the Loan Officer.
He explains that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer informs him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan so the scouser hands over the keys and full documentation, including log book for the brand new Ferrari car, parked in front of the bank. Everything checks out and the loan officer agrees to accept the Ferrari as collateral for the loan. The bank's manager and it's staff all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking scouser for using a new Ferrari, worth £120,000 as collateral for a £5,000 loan. An employee then drives the Ferrari into the bank's, secure underground garage and parks it there for the fortnight. Two weeks later the scouser returns and repays the £5,000 plus the interest accrued of £15-41.The loan officer tells him "Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a bit puzzled". "While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you are a multi-millionaire". "What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The scouser replied "Well it makes sense, where else in Liverpool can I park my car for two weeks for only £15-41and know that it will still be there when I come home?". |
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19-06-2009, 13:08
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Re: Scousers !
lol
also lol at a bank in liverpool having £5000 to lend
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19-06-2009, 13:47
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Re: Scousers !
excellent Bernie
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19-06-2009, 14:09
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Re: Scousers !
Totally false of course.
No scouser is going to have a Ferrari AND the log book for it |
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19-06-2009, 21:14
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Re: Scousers !
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