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Old 11-07-2007, 20:10   #1
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Talking So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

Son asked his mother the following question.

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son,this is to show your friends and relatives
that your bride is pure"
The son thanks his mum and goes of to double-check
this with his father.

"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son and says,
"Son,all household appliances come in white.















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Old 11-07-2007, 20:31   #2
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

not anymore they aren't
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Old 11-07-2007, 21:18   #3
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

thats why brides have smaller feet so they can reach the sink
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Old 11-07-2007, 22:07   #4
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thats why brides have smaller feet so they can reach the sink
Don't get that what I suppose is an insult somewhere ?..

My wedding dress was pink (Yuk, don't believe I wore Pink !).. was determined never to be called a hypocrite. Reckon that is the 8th deadly sin..
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Old 11-07-2007, 22:12   #5
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

My first wedding dress was white.

My second was ivory.

My first kitchen appliances were brown.
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:54   #6
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

never married, but i have always wanted to wed in a turquiose or red wedding dress
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Old 12-07-2007, 11:10   #7
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i like people in red dressed
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Old 13-07-2007, 23:36   #8
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

Was it not supposed to be a sign of chastity, if a lady went to the alter as a 'virgin' they wore white, if they were in the family way they wore pink
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Old 13-07-2007, 23:55   #9
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Was it not supposed to be a sign of chastity, if a lady went to the alter as a 'virgin' they wore white, if they were in the family way they wore pink
LOL .. that was me then ... 5 months gone

Humph .. least I was honest, how many brides wore/wear white and no way are they the virgin queen. What the heck does it matter anyway ..s'long as you look gorgeous on yer wedding day.

What about the men then !! Course we wouldn't expect them to be virginal would we, and wear white. Get them in pink that's what I say ..
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Old 14-07-2007, 00:00   #10
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

Mary Queen of Scots was the first Royal bride to wear white. It was really only made fashionable when Queen Victoria got married in white to Prince Albert. Throughout the nineteenth century it wasn't de rigeur to marry in white, you could go up the aisle in any colour except black or red, which signified mourning or prostitution respectively.

It was really only in the twentieth century that white became the colour of choice for most brides.
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Old 14-07-2007, 00:00   #11
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Re: So Why ARE Wedding Dresses White?

And another thing, nash, nash. Can always ask why men mostly wear light grey ..well matches most of the household tools for fixing things
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Old 14-07-2007, 00:02   #12
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And another thing, nash, nash. Can always ask why men mostly wear light grey ..well matches most of the household tools for fixing things
My tool ain't grey!
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Old 14-07-2007, 00:17   #13
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My tool ain't grey!
Glad to hear that, would mean a bad case of necrosis.

Meant the screwdrivers, etc., Garinda. Oh, Blooming hek !... digging myself deeper here aren't I ? (with a chrome grey spade). Think I will capitulate on this discussion. x

Wish Tinks and Slinky would come back ... they good at this repartee stuff.
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Old 14-07-2007, 00:36   #14
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Doctors have discovered a food that causes untold grief years after it has been eaten........ It's called Wedding cake !!!!
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Old 15-07-2007, 02:02   #15
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Wish Tinks and Slinky would come back ... they good at this repartee stuff.
Got to agree katex, tried to wind the ladies up - Tinks and slinky would have given me SO much stick for the original post, You didn't do so bad though yourself re:household tools
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