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Old 19-07-2011, 10:50   #1
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Spelling Chequers

Which Accyweb member sprung to mind when I found this on t'internet.

Spelling Chequers
Anon.
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin not sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say
Weather Eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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Old 21-07-2011, 06:48   #2
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Re: Spelling Chequers

Mite tack a byte.
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Old 28-07-2011, 15:10   #3
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Re: Spelling Chequers

Love this one -will try it out on my more advanced English students to see if they get it!
I also do translations - you wouldn't believe what instant computer translators come up with sometimes either (or professional translators for that matter!)
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