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Old 28-01-2014, 13:47   #1
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Star Trek, I Was Musing...

Had a problem with gimp last night, was trying to resolve it so I could deliver what I promised to a friend.

While waiting for various downloads/fixes/scans.
My mind wandered to the first ever Star Trek Adventures, I googled Capt Kirk and checked his bold romantic conquests.
Most were gorgeous women, but some...

Well, my conclusion is, no matter who the man if there's a chance of sex, he'll put is willy into anything.
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Old 28-01-2014, 15:35   #2
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Well, my conclusion is, no matter who the man if there's a chance of sex, he'll put is willy into anything.
No doubt you have applied much thought to this ... and probably consumed several imperial pints as you cogitated But I do believe that many of us guys do have standards. I have a mental checklist. Women have them too ... questions like, "Does he have a job?" ... "Does he have a sense of humor? " (Which means, "Will he put up with my bs?") My checklist has changed over the years ... I'm down to one question: "Does she have a pulse?" Same species is a plus
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Old 28-01-2014, 16:41   #3
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Used to limit my standards,to "Am i drunk enough."
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Old 28-01-2014, 17:13   #4
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Star Trek, I Was Musing...

So, did he boldly go where no man has been before?
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Old 28-01-2014, 17:39   #5
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So, did he boldly go where no man has been before?
That's what they all like you to believe. Meanwhile, she's the poster girl for the Starship Venus
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Old 28-01-2014, 17:56   #6
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That's what they all like you to believe. Meanwhile, she's the poster girl for the Starship Venus

Ah, memories, the nearest to power I've ever been, I was that cabin boy!
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Old 28-01-2014, 18:19   #7
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Ah, memories, the nearest to power I've ever been, I was that cabin boy!
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Old 28-01-2014, 19:09   #8
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But I do believe that many of us guys do have standards.
Indubitably! Usually pretty low & even then we fail (or choose) not to achieve them!
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Old 28-01-2014, 20:01   #9
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Can you imagine, Kirk arrives on a planet where the women are so gorgeous, that he blows his wig off before he has a chance to pull his stomach in?
Would there have been as many Star Trek spin offs, or would it just be that Spock's mind meld came too soon?
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