Susie123.

[maxthecollie]

Your welcome

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by susie123

people were worried about little me - worried enough to try and find me.

Funnily enough I get that ....... mind you, it's probably because I've got something of theirs!

[maxthecollie]

well you are a scouser

[susie123]

Wanted to share with you an amusing incident from my time in hospital. One day eight or nine people appeared in my cubicle: consultants, registrars, specialist nurse, and two younger people, male and female, who were either junior doctors or final year students. They stood next to each other against the wall and I uncovered my bottom so everyone could have a good look.

I noticed that the young woman had her head on her neighbour's shoulder and thought How sweet, they must be an item. Then I realised she had fainted. Somehow they managed to get her out of the ward via the door at the other end and I saw her lying in the corridor with her legs in the air.

A couple of weeks later her colleague came to see me and I asked him if she was OK. He said yes, but he didn't know her before that encounter, but they had since been out for a few drinks together.

Awww... isn't that sweet?

[Less]

Originally Posted by susie123

Wanted to share with you an amusing incident from my time in hospital. I uncovered my bottom so everyone could have a good look.


Awww... isn't that sweet?

Well, we can't really say, you seem to have forgotten to upload the photograph!

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

Well, we can't really say, you seem to have forgotten to upload the photograph!

Come on there, bud ... give the girl a break ... she's only been back a couple of days and you already want her to post pics of her bare ass

[maxthecollie]

Originally Posted by susie123

Wanted to share with you an amusing incident from my time in hospital. One day eight or nine people appeared in my cubicle: consultants, registrars, specialist nurse, and two younger people, male and female, who were either junior doctors or final year students. They stood next to each other against the wall and I uncovered my bottom so everyone could have a good look.

I noticed that the young woman had her head on her neighbour's shoulder and thought How sweet, they must be an item. Then I realised she had fainted. Somehow they managed to get her out of the ward via the door at the other end and I saw her lying in the corridor with her legs in the air.

A couple of weeks later her colleague came to see me and I asked him if she was OK. He said yes, but he didn't know her before that encounter, but they had since been out for a few drinks together.

Awww... isn't that sweet?

What a bummer

[Eric]

Originally Posted by maxthecollie

What a bummer

Now, don't get cheeky.

[Less]

Can you imagine that couple on their 50th wedding anniversary?
Their children asking them to recount how they met.
The father telling them that their eyes met across a naked bum and your mother just fell into my arms!

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by susie123

Awww... isn't that sweet?

Love at first arse? Stunning!

[Eric]

And how about a little music for the wedding reception:



Gas masks on request .... oh, and no smoking during the performance

[Gordon Booth]

Look what you've started, susie!

[maxthecollie]

All this arsing about

[Eric]

And a honeymoon at Bare-assed Beach in beautiful Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

But not in winter which, by the way, lasts for about 363 days ... give or take

Am sure some of us are trying to come up with a menu for the feast, a suitable toast to the bride etc., .... the possibilities, the possibilities

[Less]

Originally Posted by Eric

And a honeymoon at Bare-assed Beach in beautiful Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

But not in winter which, by the way, lasts for about 363 days ... give or take

Am sure some of us are trying to come up with a menu for the feast, a suitable toast to the bride etc., .... the possibilities, the possibilities

Stand her close to an open fire with crumpets slowly toasting between her cheeks.