 |
|
|
|
||||||||
| Anything Goes Anything goes.....well, you'll get away with more here than anywhere else on Accyweb! But remember, we are a child friendly forum! |
|
Welcome to Accrington Web! We are a discussion forum dedicated to the towns of Accrington, Oswaldtwistle and the surrounding areas, sometimes referred to as Hyndburn! We are a friendly bunch please feel free to browse or read on for more info. You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, photos, play in the community arcade and use our blog section. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please, join our community today! |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
03-05-2009, 20:22
|
#1 |
|
Senior Member
 Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: accrington
Posts: 1,746
Liked: 5 times
Rep Power: 652
|
Swine flu humour
Someone once said if a black man becomes president, pigs will fly. Sure as hell, 100 days gone and hey ho, SWINE FLU!!!!
Swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.
__________________
|
|
|
| Accrington Web | |
|
|
|
|
03-05-2009, 21:01
|
#2 |
|
God Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Not sure anymore
Posts: 9,009
Blog Entries: 10
Liked: 1 times
Rep Power: 514
|
Re: Swine flu humour
Will it be a hot or cold cure that the get?
__________________
 All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Accrington Web site owners admins or mods. THEY ARE MINE!!!!  |
|
|
|
|
04-05-2009, 06:05
|
#3 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 270
Liked: 1 times
Rep Power: 47
|
Re: Swine flu humour
I think I've got it !!!! - I've come out in a rasher........
__________________
Que Sera, Sera |
|
|
|
|
04-05-2009, 07:36
|
#4 |
|
Senior Member+
|
Re: Swine flu humour
tell you what, michael jackson must be getting annoyed ................everyones stolen his mask look
__________________
Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2009, 13:10
|
#5 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: accrington
Posts: 1,746
Liked: 5 times
Rep Power: 652
|
Re: Swine flu humour
To avoid getting the swine flu you should rest ,eat plenty of fruit and veg , exercise and try to eliminate as much stress as possibie and get pi##ed because when you go to the doctor for your flu injection the first thing he will do is clean your arm with alcohol.... WHY because alcohol kills germs. So... i put on my mask, walk to the off licence (exercise ), i put lime in my corona (fruit ) celery in my bloody mary ( veg ) , drink in thr beer garden ( fresh air ) get drunk, laugh and tell jokes ( eliminate stress) and then pass out ( rest ) . The way i see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs cant get you. !!!!
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2009, 22:03
|
#6 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Church,Accrington
Posts: 123
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 35
|
Re: Swine flu humour
I Tried to ring the swine flu hotline but all i got was CRACKLING. Ha Ha
|
|
|
|
|
05-05-2009, 10:15
|
#7 |
|
Grand Wizard Of The Inner Clique
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Boloxnia
Posts: 13,713
Blog Entries: 7
Liked: 3724 times
Rep Power: 95939
|
Re: Swine flu humour
What happens if this swine flu crosses the species barrier and starts to effect birds? will the W.H.O. issue a public apology for having blamed them in the first place?
__________________
“I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”  Quotes & quoting |
|
|
|
|
13-05-2009, 11:29
|
#8 |
|
Senior Member+
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Accrington
Posts: 2,881
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 1092
|
Re: Swine flu humour
We know who gave it him..........
|
|
|
|
|
14-05-2009, 10:58
|
#9 |
|
Resting in Peace
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Clayton-le-Moors
Posts: 10,551
Blog Entries: 3
Liked: 16 times
Rep Power: 11257
|
Re: Swine flu humour
For Less :
There is a new name for a certain type of sneeze, when you sneeze into the crook of your elbow. They call it the Dracula sneeze, 'cause it is the move he makes when bringing up his cloak..  |
|
|
|
|
14-05-2009, 19:05
|
#10 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 1,548
Liked: 2 times
Rep Power: 1239
|
Re: Swine flu humour
This is the after effects of swine flu.......
__________________
" The views or whatever I post on here are the ravings of a woman possessed, not the site" |
|
|
|
|
17-05-2009, 00:23
|
#11 |
|
Member
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Portmeirion
Posts: 65
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 0
|
Re: Swine flu humour
The largest outbreak of Swine flu in England has recently been reported in the Elland Road area of Leeds.
37,000 Pig sick.
__________________
"You are Number Six." "I am not a number — I am a free man!" |
|
|
|
|
18-05-2009, 09:34
|
#12 |
|
Senior Member+
|
Re: Swine flu humour
A lion and a pig talking bout how tough they are..........
Lion: "When I roar the whole jungle shakes". The pig says: "When I sneeze the whole world goes into panic!"
__________________
Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
|
|
|
|
|
21-05-2009, 15:38
|
#13 |
|
Resting in Peace
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,933
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 2780
|
Re: Swine flu humour
Got an Email this morning that claimed you could catch swine flu by eating tinned pork.
Turned out to be spam.
__________________
  Some people think I'm a bit of an animal, but I'm quite tender really |
|
|
|
|
31-05-2009, 16:25
|
#14 |
|
God Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: uʍopǝpısdn
Posts: 6,929
Liked: 1 times
Rep Power: 755
|
Re: Swine flu humour
Just seen theres been another outbreak of swine flu in Rome, 20,000 man utd fans are pig sick
|
|
|
|
|
28-09-2009, 04:48
|
#15 | |
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 0
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 0
|
Re: Swine flu humour
Quote:
Yeap...but maybe it is true..  LOL check this funny pic out!Swine Flu Funny Graphic Last edited by Mick; 28-09-2009 at 05:29. |
|
|
|
|
|
«
Things Kids Say,
|
New Boots
»
|
|
| Other sites of interest.. | More town sites.. |
|
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 06:54.
