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Old 28-09-2012, 11:36   #1
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Talking Text talk for the elderly.

OLD AGE TEXTING CODES:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Old 28-09-2012, 12:00   #2
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Wonderful, I shall try to memorise them and use them in future.
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Old 28-09-2012, 12:11   #3
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PMSL - post menopausal silly lady

Me I guess!

LMFAO - lucid mind, for an oldie

Also me, I hope!
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Old 28-09-2012, 12:49   #4
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Love them Kate...but will I remember them?
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Old 28-09-2012, 17:45   #5
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Love them Kate...but will I remember them?
Remember um Margaret, I've printed um out and they're now on my wall
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Old 29-09-2012, 08:53   #6
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Remember um Margaret, I've printed um out and they're now on my wall

One for you Jaysay:

GOFAL .. Get off my airline ([email protected])
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Old 29-09-2012, 09:34   #7
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One for you Jaysay:

GOFAL .. Get off my airline ([email protected])
Um with refer that to Mick
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Old 29-09-2012, 10:51   #8
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One for you Jaysay:

GOFAL .. Get off my airline ([email protected])
shouldn't that be TBYOLG ?
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Old 29-09-2012, 13:54   #9
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shouldn't that be TBYOLG ?
Na you've lose me there Dave
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Old 29-09-2012, 14:06   #10
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Na you've lose me there Dave
Okay here's a clue, the first word -Thirteen ........... any the wiser now ?
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Old 29-09-2012, 14:21   #11
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tbyolg

thirteen bloody years of local government??? lol
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Old 29-09-2012, 14:29   #12
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Okay here's a clue, the first word -Thirteen ........... any the wiser now ?
If he is wiser, I apologise for all I have ever said against him.

Perhaps we need the code breakers from WWII?
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Old 29-09-2012, 14:32   #13
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Okay here's a clue, the first word -Thirteen ........... any the wiser now ?
Thanks Dave will make a note and it will save me writing it in full, in fact why didn't you suggest it earier, just think of the time and energy you'd have saved me
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Old 29-09-2012, 14:48   #14
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thirteen bloody years of local government??? lol
Ooh, a gnats nadger away there Shaz, just change the "local" & you're bang on there Girl.
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Old 30-09-2012, 05:33   #15
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IMDWUTETAD - Im my day we used to eat tripe and drippings
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