The Accyweb adventures of Robin Hood - Page 5

Doug · 22-07-2005, 00:23

I think the word I used was wouldn't, not couldn't................

Less · 22-07-2005, 02:55

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Leave my knees out of it……….. Have you ever seen me in tights? No and your not going too, green are other wise. This play is becoming a bit pink and fluffy for my liking; can we not do something more manly?

Whatever are you complaining about Doug?
I'm the only one of Robins merry little band that doesn't get the chance to wear tights! (Though I am very proud to say that nothing is worn under my cassock).

staggeringman · 22-07-2005, 17:25

garinda could you tell me what its like wearing fishnets ? i have never worn them before ! do your goolies end up looking like chipped potatoes?

garinda · 23-07-2005, 10:31

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garinda could you tell me what its like wearing fishnets ? i have never worn them before ! do your goolies end up looking like chipped potatoes?

Dear Staggers,
the last time we talked of this you said you were more interested in stockings than tights.
If when you put the stockings on your 'goolies' look like 'chipped potatoes' you have a serious problem and l suggest you see a doctor, as l think you may have a hernia.

Please do not worry to much about what you all will be wearing at the moment, concentrate on getting into character, dress rehersals will not start until the end of November.

Red Rind, Director.

Less · 23-07-2005, 10:50

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dress rehersals
will not start until the end of November.

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Red Rind, Director.

There you are he's gone mad,
not only will you all be wearing tights but he's going to put you in dresses as well!

Personally I find myself wearing my cassock as often as I can these days my only problem is I've nobody to ask if my bum looks big in this.

Mind you he could just be designing a costume for me more like this:-

Less · 23-07-2005, 14:28

* Bagpuss as the Sheriff of Nottingham (Try as he might he just can't get the girl).

* Graham Jones as the Deputy Sheriff of Nottingham (With him as second in command the sheriff won't need to watch his back will he?).

* Acrylic Bob as Prince John (Taxes? I'll tell you what to do with your Taxes!).

* Park381 as Sherwood Forest (Watch out for the empty bottles and teenagers).

The above people have not shown any interest in these parts, if you can suggest someone that can fill the gap I think they would be more than welcome!

For example, if a/b cannot lower himself to the part of Prince John perhaps

Len

would like to take on this role he at least doesn't go for a large amount of money!

cashman · 23-07-2005, 14:40

whatever can i be?i wonder lol

Mick · 23-07-2005, 14:57

just a thought hehe

garinda · 23-07-2005, 16:27

Although my subscription to Equity may have lapsed, there is plenty of life in this old 'hoofer' yet.

Sticking my 'boat race' on what l can only assume is either Lena Zavaroni or Julian Clary's body, is a cruel slur on my pins. Some of you have been lucky enough to have seen my legs, one or two- no names, at very close quarters!

They will vouch that my sturdy thighs are big enough to take the part of either of the mighty oaks where Robin and his merry men hang out.

Bagpuss · 23-07-2005, 18:49

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* Bagpuss as the Sheriff of Nottingham

The above people have not shown any interest in these parts

It's not that I'm not interested in the part in fact I'm honoured you choose me. That fact is I'm not an actor and to be honest after I posted my lost love story I would rather keep a low profile as the director may reject me for having dirty knees (again).

Len · 23-07-2005, 19:40

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just a thought hehe

my ears are burning. hehe

Less · 23-07-2005, 22:15

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It's not that I'm not interested in the part in fact I'm honoured you choose me. That fact is I'm not an actor and to be honest after I posted my lost love story I would rather keep a low profile as the director may reject me for having dirty knees (again).

Don't fret, I for one would not force you into something you don't want to do.

However, just use your imagination and join in, your contribution could be excellent if you let yourself be SILLY!

staggeringman · 24-07-2005, 01:09

sorry about not quoting you gary but i get more ackers this way.......lol. you go on about them hanging out? wasnt that thou whom sat down to pee.

garinda · 24-07-2005, 01:20

Anymore cheek and you'll be able to see 'en hanging on the washingline, next to your stockings.

janet · 24-07-2005, 10:03

Love the photo's. Mick don't you look sexy in green, just your colour.lol