The Accyweb adventures of Robin Hood

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The Accyweb adventures of Robin Hood

Starring Staggeringman as Robin Hood.
(Gimmee your Ackers)

Staggers as himself

Other cast members included:-

* Bagpuss as the Sheriff of Nottingham (Try as he might he just can't get the girl).

* Graham Jones as the Deputy Sheriff of Nottingham (With him as second in command the sheriff won't need to watch his back will he?).

* Gayle Knight as Made Marian (Includes her famous impersonation of George Formby, "Hi, Hee, turned out nice again 'ant it?").

* Less as Friar Tuck (Sod the poor give me more mead).

* Mick as Little John (Hey Robin where do you want me to put this quarter-staff?).

* garinda as Will Scarlet (Limp wrist, limp wrist, Cooooeeeeee, Marian can I play on your banjo!).

* Acrylic Bob as Prince John (Taxes? I'll tell you what to do with your Taxes!).

* Mez as Lady in waiting (Will you lot make your minds up? I haven't got all night!).

* Doug as night watchman (This is type-casting after his succesful role in Lets do one by staggeringman)

* Park381 as Sherwood Forest (Watch out for the empty bottles and teenagers).

Anyone else wishing to perform please put your names and qualifications below.

[Doug]

Fame and acceptance, wow I’m excited I always want to be an Actor…………… Err…. I think we need to discuss these dressing room arrangements Mr Producer. Will Scarlet is winking and the goats don’t seem to like me. I hope I don’t appear to be moaning too much I’m ever so grateful really……


I like this, we could put this on for Christmas....any chance of some scripts.....

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Originally Posted by Doug

I think we need to discuss these dressing room arrangements Mr Producer. Will Scarlet is winking and the goats don’t seem to like me. I hope I don’t appear to be moaning too much I’m ever so grateful really……

If Will Scarlet Doesn't mind sharing I don't see why you should (after all he's the nearest thing we've got to a real thespian), as for the goats.........

They will just have to put up with the smell!

[Doug]

What’s a thespian?

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Originally Posted by Doug

What’s a thespian?

Will Scarlet is known to bend over backwards in explaining that to any-one willing to learn!

Alas poor yorick he'll know YOU Horatio
(Ooh er Missus)
It's your own fault you want to put it on at christmas,
so thats going to lower the tone straight away!

[Doug]

[QUOTE=Doug]Fame and acceptance, wow I’m excited/QUOTE]


Whoops……..Guess not then.

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Any-one wishing to become involved must at least be able to mime to the following Anthem:-

Accyweb. (Sung to the tune of Robin Hood)

Accyweb, Accyweb,
Surfing on the net,
Accyweb, Accyweb,
With it's band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Accyweb! Accyweb! Accyweb!

It called the greatest posters
To a tavern thats in Church,
They vowed to help the people of the site,
They handled all the trouble
On the Hyndburn local scene,
And still found the time to whinge.

Accyweb, Accyweb,
Surfing on the net,
Accyweb, Accyweb,
With it's band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Accyweb! Accyweb! Accyweb!

P.S. Any improvement on the above lyrics will be gratefully received!

[harwood red]

bravo Less bravo, I'll understudy for anyone, seeing as I didn;t get a part

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Originally Posted by harwood red

bravo Less bravo, I'll understudy for anyone, seeing as I didn;t get a part

There is room for all in this one, the script hasn't been written yet so all you have to do is use a bit of imagination and create your own character!

[staggeringman]

what a bloody handsome dude i was,going to sue the shampoo makers now(wash and go !washed it and it went ) ! just looked in the mirror.....he.hee

[staggeringman]

Originally Posted by harwood red

bravo Less bravo, I'll understudy for anyone, seeing as I didn;t get a part

you would get left out maid marion hows this?

[Gayle]

I'm quite happy to just play a Lady In Waiting - but it's what I'm waiting for that you all have to wonder!

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

I'm quite happy to just play a Lady In Waiting - but it's what I'm waiting for that you all have to wonder!

The part of Made Marian is perfect for you, most women would jump at the chance of living in a forest with a bunch of rough tough bandits. That is why you couldn't possibly be Maid Marian after all you'd have to do something to keep warm on those cooler evenings, plus it would be absolute heaven for you, a captive audience with nowhere to go in the evening & you would be able to read your vagina monologues to them!

No longer would they be known as:-
Robin Hood & his Merry Men!

[mez]

i don't mind waiting less, as i keep telling you I AM a lady......

[WillowTheWhisp]

Is there no role in this epic for a poor little WillowTheWhisp?

After all the balloons I've given you! To be forsaken like this. Boohoohoo.