The Bottom Of My St Has Geese & Peacocks

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Mick

And now back on thread please

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Ooh Cashy...you have a wonderful way with words...you could teach some of our members a thing or two about how to get a point across.

Originally Posted by cashman

Would that collectively mean P.Off?

Neither of you pass muster

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

less was just glad that she took her kids down to feed the geese ... means that his holiday dinner is being fattened up ....

.... Everyday’s a holiday for the Wizard of the Withering Retort and scourge of superstore checkout operatives throughout the town.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Neither of you pass muster

What you really mean is that neither of us pass your muster.
That comment will not bother Cashy one little bit.....as for me......well, thankfully, I do not need to rely on you to tell me whether I pass muster.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

less was just glad that she took her kids down to feed the geese ... means that his holiday dinner is being fattened up ....

Owd Less doesn't strike me as being a Peacock & Guinea fowl muncher, more you're meat & 2 veg type of bloke.

[Less]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Owd Less doesn't strike me as being a Peacock & Guinea fowl muncher, more you're meat & 2 veg type of bloke.

Are you trying to say I get involved with limp wristed activities?

[Margaret Pilkington]

Watch out Less, the conscience of the forum will be along soon to lambast you for some perceived crime against morals.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

What you really mean is that neither of us pass your muster.
That comment will not bother Cashy one little bit.....as for me......well, thankfully, I do not need to rely on you to tell me whether I pass muster.

What a very unstable place it must be up in that ivory tower he has constructed on top of the very large pedastel with the only materials that he has at hand, his over-inflated and petty ego.

However the view from up there must be magnificent, not only of Accrington nor even East Lancashire, but he has all the answers to put the whole World to rights and we are lucky enough to have him observe and comment on the faults of we mortals. It's just a shame that for a man that can be so generous with his advice, he seems just a little too selfish to stick a few pictures on here so we can look in envy at the grand vista he imagines he has of everyones faults except his own.

They are no doubt locked deep in the dungeon of his mind, never to be displayed, along with modesty and a need of friendly companionship.

He should not be criticised for this but swamped in sympathy from all the real caring human beings there are in the World.

Come on everyone, let's have a virtual group hug and show him that he, like a boil really does matter.


Bless you DtheP47 may all you troubles be of your own making, hug, hug.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Less

Are you trying to say I get involved with limp wristed activities?

Would I? Hell's teeth my dear fellow! Merely saying, you're just your average sort of chap!













Mind you, should you choose to indulge in certain dubious pursuits ........... Folk singing, Morris dancing, re-enactment societies & suchlike well so be it, as long as it's all kept behind closed doors & between consenting adults.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh Less, your kindness and generosity of spirit knows no bounds.
I do wish I could be more like you!

[Less]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Mind you, should you choose to indulge in certain dubious pursuits ........... Folk singing, Morris dancing, re-enactment societies & suchlike well so be it, as long as it's all kept behind closed doors & between consenting adults.

They should also be kept away from ale houses, why do these people carry their own tankards fastened to their belts? God you get behind a crowd of them and you never get served, each of them is always checking their own well thumbed copy of the Camra guide as if they actually know what they are drinking.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Less

why do these people carry their own tankards fastened to their belts?
each of them is always checking their own well thumbed copy of the Camra guide as if they actually know what they are drinking.

Aah! So you get these plagues of bearded wierdies too? We're pretty lucky up here in the North of Germingland ....... but dare yea venture to the South, well that's another story entirely! (Cue duelling banjoes! )

[Eric]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

less was just glad that she took her kids down to feed the geese ... means that his holiday dinner is being fattened up ....

And which "holiday" would that be

[Eric]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Neither of you pass muster

Shouldn't that be "passes" ... ?

[Guinness]

Originally Posted by Eric

Shouldn't that be "passes" ... ?

As me owd mate Wordsmith Walter used to say...'fettler tha's bin 'oisted by thee own petard'

[Restless]

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