The calm room

[ANNE]

There you go then.
Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates Me Just coz I dont eat worms.
No body likes me.
Everybody hates me.
Mez can have my worms.

[ellie]

nobody loves me everybody hates me, think i'll go an eat worms

[Mick]

Title Internet scam on accyweb

Thanks to the investigatory skills of the moderators,it can now be revealed that the calm room was just another confidence trick.
Working tirelessly on your behalf, I can now reveal that the so called Guru Less & his hench-person Mez, were working an internet scam. Although we have not been able to collect enough proof to proceed with legal action, we have discovered that whilst under the influence of the calm room members were being fooled into revealing their credit-card details.
we have not as yet been able to uncover the true amount that has been extorted by this terrible duo low estimates put it somewhere between the equivalent of 1 or possibly 2 days pay for an NHS Dentist. So, as you can see we are not talking in small terms of cash.
Due to the fact that the dreaded Guru had registered the 'Calm Room' as a religuous sect all monies they have received are tax exempt.
We can further reveal that airline tickets for a tropical Island had been purchased by mez (even though she protests her innocence & says she has been taken in by the smooth talking son of a snitch just like every-one else, (she even produced a receipt for the said Guru's bar bill which runs into large figures & says she was fooled into paying it!).
But all the facts reveal that they were going to run away together & become tax exiles.

When asked to comment the Guru was heard to say "enough of this peace & healing sh*t it's time to send the boys round"

It is therefore with reluctance that we have to declare the calm room temporarily out of bounds, with the view to re-opening once we can find some-one trustworthy to take over.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARRNED !!!

[Mick]

I have just riceived this pm
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WOT//// WOT/// WOT /// i plead all innocence i WAS taken in by the GURU im an inoccent, im pure i am, honest mistr im just a poor unfortunate that fell for the smooth talking charms of this/this /ooo i plead all innocence wot a fool ive been, help me plz i beg of you show me some mercy please//

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[mez]

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WOT//// WOT/// WOT /// i plead all innocence i WAS taken in by the GURU im an inoccent, im pure i am, honest mistr im just a poor unfortunate that fell for the smooth talking charms of this/this /ooo i plead all innocence wot a fool ive been, help me plz i beg of you show me some mercy please//

[Mick]

Me-thinks the lady doth protest too much!
do you think there is something in this ??

[Less]

Ya boo sucks, you can't touch me I've added every-one to my ignore list!

[janet]

I think Less and Mez has been spending to much time in the pub. LOL

[mez]

im begining to think the same janet he he he //

[Mick]

I will be having words with LESS & MEZ about this scam at the next meeting
this is not on we can't have scams on here

[mez]

it wernt me that started it //

[ellie]

gonnaa sit and hide here for a while meditating hmmm hmmmmm
nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think i'll go an eat worms hmmmm hmmmmm

[MUMMIBOO]

Yes well dad you better keep me out of the calm room cause no matter what i do or where i go i just cant keep quiet.

[MUMMIBOO]

Ho yes and my worms tasted yum didnt like the gritty bit though!

[sarnie boy]

people think i think i am the best at Petz but i dont think that and now people are out to kill me
(Thank you steven and accystankev)
so i dont think i am that great ok