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11-07-2009, 21:40
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The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at Shady Pines old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. 'SH*T' said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
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11-07-2009, 22:02
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Re: The Hypnotist
classic west ender.
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11-07-2009, 22:03
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Re: The Hypnotist
that made us laugh
thanks
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