The Pilot

flashy · 09-03-2010, 00:27

You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found outI'm a lesbian.'

DaveinGermany · 09-03-2010, 17:21

If we're having a page for Humour ;

A male Biology teacher at a private girls' school was taking a lesson when he asked,
" Miss Hodgson, can you please name the organ, which under appropriate circumstances, expands to 6 X its normal size & can you name the circumstances?"
a rather flustered & somewhat embarrassed Miss Hodgson replied,
" I find that a rather inappropriate question to ask & you may be assured I shall be informing my parents !" came the indignant reply.
not at all phased the teacher turned to another student & asked her the same question. To which Miss Upton replied,
"The pupil of the eye in dim light."
The teacher nodded assent & turned to Miss Hodgson again and said,
"I have three things to say Miss Hodgson 1 You have not done your homework ! 2 You have a filthy mind ! & 3 someday you will be faced with dreadful disappointment !"