28-07-2010, 04:13
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The "Prime Minister" Cameron is a decencended from Moses ..official
Yep .. David Cameron is a direct decendant of Moses..
David Cameron is descended from nearly every famous person that has ever been known on the planet earth; and as a result is a cousin of every famous person who is alive today. Recent evidence suggests that Cameron is a direct descendant of none other than Moses, who as we all know was adopted by the sister of Pharaoh. It is believed that while living at the palace, Moses had a fling with a serving maid named Hamo-titi. Hamo-titi chose to remain in Egypt after Moses insisted that Pharaoh should "Let his people go", however she had already granted custody of the children to Moses so they ended up spending several years wandering about in the sand, trapsing after their father, and putting up with his temper tantrums when they took up sculting local livestock out of gold
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Cameron received his secondary education at Eton where he initially served as the most regular student to take it from behind. It is thought this was due to his soft skin and pudgy physique. Cameron hit trouble in May 1983, six weeks before taking his O-levels when he was revealed to have smoked skunk with some local chavs. Because he admitted the offence and had not previously been caught with chavs, he was not expelled, but he was fined, prevented from leaving school grounds, and given a punishment which involved copying 500 lines of Chav Slang. But remember also that David Cameron is just like you or me, and it is perfectly normal to go to Eton and marry a woman who is a multi Millionaire and has royal blood, especially if you are a slimy, chinless little turd.
David Cameron - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
.. it must be true .. it's on wikki!...
Last edited by Mancie; 28-07-2010 at 04:18.
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