The Rat man cometh - Page 3

Neil · 13-10-2006, 09:20

Put him in the blue box with the tin cans. They will think he got in the box looking for food and died of natural causes. Then you can complain that the recycling scheme is attracting rats to your street. Or you could contact the council directly and speak to some trat from recycling and tell them you found it in your recycling box.

(well you could have until I suggested it on here. We all know half the Councillors in Hyndburn read AccyWeb but don't seem to understand how to actually post, except Cllr Jones)

Less · 13-10-2006, 09:24

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Originally Posted by Neil

(well you could have until I suggested it on here. We all know half the Councillors in Hyndburn read AccyWeb but don't seem to understand how to actually post, except Cllr Jones)

Yes, perhaps this plan would have stood more chance if you'd pm'd me!

Neil · 13-10-2006, 09:29

You should be ok, I don't think the elected Councillors and employed Council Officers actually discuss important Council matters. I think they spend all there time trying to avoid each other. They both exist in a strange symbiotic relationship where both sides think they know what is best for Hyndburn when I suspect neither does. When something goes wrong both sides try to blame the other.

accymel · 13-10-2006, 09:31

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Originally Posted by garinda

Gee he looks cute.

After a great deal of thought I've decided I would like to but your little one a fashionable outfit.

Suprisingly rat costumiers are a bit thin on the ground. However, I've checked the measurments, and your little rodent will fit into any of these Guinea pig designs.

Please let me know which he'd like, and I'll send it off to Father Christmas.

http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/costumes.html

LMAO!! ah well least it'll Tinks an idea what to get her guinea pigs for xmas lol

accymel · 13-10-2006, 09:34

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Originally Posted by Less

R.I.P. Ratty

Got up to make a brew, and there on the kitchen floor was poor old ratty looking very poorly, I dispatched him with a hammer blow to the back of the head. (he's alot bigger close up).

I now have a problem of disposal, Friday is refuse day and I need a quick answer, Do I put him in my blue box, blue sack, green bin or white sack?
I can't find anything on the council web site about the category he must fit into.

Or, perhaps I could try to improve my culinary skills?

Pmsl Less now thats a true point they dont cover everything in the bin/recycle policy

How about rat stew?? in a way you'll be recycling just make sure you cook it thoroughly so the poison dont take effect on you too LOL

Neil · 13-10-2006, 09:36

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Originally Posted by accymel

LMAO!! ah well at least it'll will give mthead an idea what to get Tinks for xmas lol

At least she can find a wedding dress supplier now

accymel · 13-10-2006, 09:37

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Originally Posted by Neil

At least she can find a wedding dress supplier now

ooooohhh pmsl!! im sure you have a death wish

garinda · 13-10-2006, 09:42

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Originally Posted by accymel

LMAO!! ah well least it'll Tinks an idea what to get her guinea pigs for xmas lol

Being petite, let's hope she doesn't try and wear any of the outfits herself!!!

Neil · 13-10-2006, 09:43

I am safe. I saved some of Slinky's parkin. If Tinks tries to attack me i will stick her hands together LOL.

Neil · 13-10-2006, 09:46

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Originally Posted by garinda

Being petite, let's hope she doesn't try and wear any of the outfits herself!!!

Thats very nasty Gary, I would never have implied that.

(Neil laughs an evil laugh while Gary actually reads a few of the posts above before posts next)

accymel · 13-10-2006, 09:46

OOoohhhhh theres going to be some slaps handed out from Tinks when she sees this so dont say i didnt warn ya's

Its discrimination of the vertically challenged

Neil · 13-10-2006, 09:58

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Originally Posted by accymel

Its discrimination of the vertically challenged

Enough of all this PC nonsense, she is a short arse. There is nothing wrong with being a short arse.

Less · 13-10-2006, 10:01

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Originally Posted by accymel

make sure you cook it thoroughly so the poison dont take effect on you too LOL

Well, the poison contains warfarin doesn't it? That is also given to people with heart disease (according to Mick), so it could be beneficial to a 60 a day smoker, that drinks his weekly quota on a daily basis, thinks dining out is two Mcdees happy meals (with shakes) and takes a taxi to the pub to avoid walking anywhere near the Hyndburn Leisure Centre.

You should have seen me before I went on a diet!

accymel · 13-10-2006, 16:25

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Originally Posted by Neil

Enough of all this PC nonsense, she is a short arse. There is nothing wrong with being a short arse.

& someone else is gonna get a slapped arse

accymel · 13-10-2006, 16:27

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Originally Posted by Less

Well, the poison contains warfarin doesn't it? That is also given to people with heart disease (according to Mick), so it could be beneficial to a 60 a day smoker, that drinks his weekly quota on a daily basis, thinks dining out is two Mcdees happy meals (with shakes) and takes a taxi to the pub to avoid walking anywhere near the Hyndburn Leisure Centre.

You should have seen me before I went on a diet!

PMSL ah well thats you completely sorted - lunch & medication in one

surely its got to be better than mcdees all the time least a change LOL