The Sanctuary. - Page 8

Eric · 10-03-2011, 18:26

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Originally Posted by garinda

I'm afraid as an ethnic minority you won't get any preferential treatment in here.

Well there is the Self-confidence through beading course for ethnic minorities, if you want to sign up for that.

Though it'll be much more enjoyable if you stay here with everyone else, and join in the fun.

Self-confidence through beading I will leave to my First Nations' friends ... maybe I could sell some mukluks on the side ... if the food is bad in here, you can always chew on them ... As a minority I could sign up for "Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus": very popular with some of my neighbours. Time for another drink and a bong

Looks like I might be listening to my favorite drinking song: "I Fought the Floor, and the Floor Won."

DaveinGermany · 10-03-2011, 19:52

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Originally Posted by garinda

and introduce us to the moose.

Whoops not such a good idea, I think I know her (just hope she doesn't remember me

)

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Originally Posted by heth

Come on in, Dave will get you a Pear Perry

oi Dave did I say it right then????

Tsk ! It'll do I suppose, there's just no changing some folk !

As to Eric, he doesn't strike me as the "Pear Cider"

drinking type. Possibly some "Thar ol' Bardgers Ar'soles", Farmhouse Scrumpy with all the bits in it Cider seems more likely & it's made from Apples ...... mostly !

Less · 10-03-2011, 20:07

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Originally Posted by garinda

Well there is the Self-confidence through beading course for ethnic minorities, if you want to sign up for that.

Darn! these foreigners coming over here and stealing our glaziers jobs.

Eric · 10-03-2011, 21:20

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Whoops not such a good idea, I think I know her (just hope she doesn't remember me

)

Tsk ! It'll do I suppose, there's just no changing some folk !

As to Eric, he doesn't strike me as the "Pear Cider"

drinking type. Possibly some "Thar ol' Bardgers Ar'soles", Farmhouse Scrumpy with all the bits in it Cider seems more likely & it's made from Apples ...... mostly !

Nah ... hard liquor chased by strong beer

Or Red Stripe and ganja.

Cider is a sissy drink, unless of course you add white lightning or Alcool. Buddy of mine has a still in the woods north of '7 ... inbred country. Don't drink his prime hooch in front of a fire, or there goes your living room in a loud bang and a cloud of smoke.... Come to think of it, all you need is a pressure cooker, some copper tubing, a cold water tap and you can make a mind blowing, liver destroying brew in no time at all.

After that any broad looks good ... I ain't met a girl I can't drink pretty

shillelagh · 10-03-2011, 23:19

whats the non alcoholic drinks like ..... well the question is ... do you have non alcoholic drinks ..... or is it a case of no we dont serve em .. so i have to go and bug mick in the calm room .....

Less · 11-03-2011, 06:16

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

whats the non alcoholic drinks like ..... well the question is ... do you have non alcoholic drinks ..... or is it a case of no we dont serve em .. so i have to go and bug mick in the calm room .....

Yeah you go get him girl, he just won't come out for me, I even put him a saucer of milk down, he won't budge.

heth · 11-03-2011, 06:41

Well another day has dawned, everyone alreet?

Has Mick come out yet?

Neil · 11-03-2011, 06:50

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Originally Posted by Less

Yeah you go get him girl, he just won't come out for me, I even put him a saucer of milk down, he won't budge.

If I close the thread will he be stuck in there forever?

flashy · 11-03-2011, 15:24

if anyones serving i will have a large bottle of Bacardi...bring it to my table, i'll be the one in the corner calming herself down...no glass needed, i'll drink it from the bottle