The Sanctuary.

garinda · 07-03-2011, 18:36

Feeling a little confused, and don't want to break any rules?

Have no worry.

Help is at hand.

Welcome to The Sanctuary.

As long as forum rules are not broken, you can be as daft, off topic, and chatty as you like, in the safe confines of this thread.

The Sanctuary welcomes chat on any topic, be it serious or silly, and nothing will be off thread, because there is no particular topic.

Sorry about the decoration in The Sanctuary.

I went for a retro look, in the hope that it all feels a bit like 'the old days'.

Enjoy.

Oh and if the virtual jacuzzi starts boiling, just pull the emergency cord and I'll be in with a bucket of ice cubes.

flashy · 07-03-2011, 18:42

do we have a bar?

garinda · 07-03-2011, 18:48

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Originally Posted by flashy

do we have a bar?

Bar, ashtray, table service?

You ask, you get.

Though I would ask that swimming costumes are worn in the spa area, at least before 9pm.

flashy · 07-03-2011, 18:50

i require 2 male strippers dancing on the bar tonight please Mr G...stock up on the Bacardi and diet coke....and get in plenty of ice.....Flashy loves ice

garinda · 07-03-2011, 18:55

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Originally Posted by flashy

i require 2 male strippers dancing on the bar tonight please Mr G...stock up on the Bacardi and diet coke....and get in plenty of ice.....Flashy loves ice

Ya want them long or short?

Glasses!

For your drinks!

You rude girl.

flashy · 07-03-2011, 18:57

long every time .... long lasts longer, more to drink and all that

Less · 07-03-2011, 19:03

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Originally Posted by garinda

Though I would ask that swimming costumes are worn in the spa area, at least before 9pm.

Any particular era of swimwear?

garinda · 07-03-2011, 19:06

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Originally Posted by flashy

long every time .... long lasts longer, more to drink and all that

Long it is then....and your strippers?

Mick can't stay late, because he's always up early, but Less you can have all night.

If they're suitable.

I do have a few more in the stable.

Though that doesn't mean they're horses.

flashy · 07-03-2011, 19:06

i think some of the fella's on here might be better sticking to the 'all-in-one' era

garinda · 07-03-2011, 19:10

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Originally Posted by Less

Any particular era of swimwear?

No, as long as it's fairly decent.

Do keep in mind Victorian types were knitted from wool, and stretch when wet, so may becaome a little loose around the snooker room.

garinda · 07-03-2011, 19:11

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Originally Posted by flashy

i think some of the fella's on here might be better sticking to the 'all-in-one' era

All in one night, or Greedy Girls Special, as we advertise it, starts at 10pm on Wednesdays.

flashy · 07-03-2011, 19:12

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Originally Posted by garinda

Long it is then....and your strippers?

Mick can't stay late, because he's always up early, but Less you can have all night.

If they're suitable.

I do have a few more in the stable.

Though that doesn't mean they're horses.

Less falls off things too easily, i've witnessed that first hand, i don't think a bar would be a good thing for him

someone over 6ft would be preferable please

Retlaw · 07-03-2011, 19:13

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Originally Posted by flashy

i require 2 male strippers dancing on the bar tonight please Mr G...stock up on the Bacardi and diet coke....and get in plenty of ice.....Flashy loves ice

Frozen chest problems ?

flashy · 07-03-2011, 19:13

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Originally Posted by garinda

All in one night, or Greedy Girls Special, as we advertise it, starts at 10pm on Wednesdays.

i have to wait till WEDNESDAY? huh

Margaret Pilkington · 07-03-2011, 19:14

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Originally Posted by garinda

No, as long as it's fairly decent.

Do keep in mind Victorian types were knitted from wool, and stretch when wet, so may becaome a little loose around the snooker room.

I always thought that type of swimwear was called Mansion House swimwear.......plenty of ballroom, as opposed to council house swimwear.......no ballroom and the privy round the back.