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Old 09-05-2008, 17:21   #31
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Re: The virtual Grand National

Thank you slinks ..... you wont regret it ..... but then again what ever gayle has up her sleeve.....
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Old 09-05-2008, 17:39   #32
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I accept being emamum's jockey!
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Old 09-05-2008, 17:40   #33
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I accept being emamum's jockey!
yaaaay!!!!!
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Old 09-05-2008, 18:11   #34
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Come on folks I need a jockey Please
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Old 10-05-2008, 22:48   #35
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Right have got my jockey. Thank you LancYorkYankee
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Old 10-05-2008, 22:54   #36
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Right have got my jockey. Thank you LancYorkYankee
Aye, but may I add (BEA's) to Honeypot for our stallion's name! :>) And again, it is in my contract not to wear one of those silly helmets!

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Old 11-05-2008, 07:14   #37
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Thanks, now I feel really popular! Wheres my Jockey??
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:28   #38
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What happens next?

I've got Cyfr on a strict diet, and jumping over garden fences in Hull, in readiness for the off.

I'm not wearing a pantomime horse's costume, it's much too hot, and if we have to I'm being the horse's head, and Cyfr can be the horse's....back end.
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:14   #39
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I am available.emzy..but who wants someone as big as Mama Cass for a jockey,,,,,its cruety to animals....PLUS ,i would have the ponys and horses protection after me...
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:54   #40
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I am available.emzy..but who wants someone as big as Mama Cass for a jockey,,,,,its cruety to animals....PLUS ,i would have the ponys and horses protection after me...
There you are Emzy, Granny Claret is offering to be your jockey
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:59   #41
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I am available.emzy..but who wants someone as big as Mama Cass for a jockey,,,,,its cruety to animals....PLUS ,i would have the ponys and horses protection after me...

Thanks GC, glad someone knows im here lol looks like in set to go now
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Old 12-05-2008, 19:19   #42
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There are three horses still looking for a rider

Trainer Bonnyboy with the horse Rainbow Cottage
Trainer Emzy with the horse Romping Home – Jockey Grannyclaret
Trainer Emamum23 with the horse Onthewaytogluefactory – Jockey Moon
Trainer Royboy39 with the horse West Tip – Jockey Nickelson
Trainer Bernadette with the horse Honeypot – Jockey LancsYorkYankee
Trainer Garinda with the horse The Kings Horse – Jockey Cyfr
Trainer Shillelagh with the horse Spuggelicious – Jockey Slinky
Trainer Ber999T with the horse Bluelighttaxi
Trainer Nikkival with the horse Norfolk 'n' Good – Jockey Cherokee
Trainer Jaysay with the horse The Peter Principle
Trainer Miss Kitty with the horse Kittykixass – Jockey Lee


If there's no volunteers soon the race will have to start without you three - or someone could drop out and be a jockey for someone else.
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Old 12-05-2008, 19:30   #43
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Better put myself on a strict diet,,,I think EMZY should have a 1 mile start on everyone else coz shes got a old fat fogey jockey...
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Old 13-05-2008, 20:43   #44
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i'll ride rainbow for bonnyboy
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Old 13-05-2008, 20:49   #45
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Right - so Tracy J is the jockey for Rainbow Cottage

Trainer Bonnyboy with the horse Rainbow Cottage - Jockey Tracy J
Trainer Emzy with the horse Romping Home – Jockey Grannyclaret
Trainer Emamum23 with the horse Onthewaytogluefactory – Jockey Moon
Trainer Royboy39 with the horse West Tip – Jockey Nickelson
Trainer Bernadette with the horse Honeypot – Jockey LancsYorkYankee
Trainer Garinda with the horse The Kings Horse – Jockey Cyfr
Trainer Shillelagh with the horse Spuggelicious – Jockey Slinky
Trainer Ber999T with the horse Bluelighttaxi
Trainer Nikkival with the horse Norfolk 'n' Good – Jockey Cherokee
Trainer Jaysay with the horse The Peter Principle
Trainer Miss Kitty with the horse Kittykixass – Jockey Lee


What we could do with now is either Ber999T or Jaysay to put their horse back in the paddock and one be a jockey for the other.
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