I was stood at the bar in my local, (if you can say the nearest pub, about a mile away is local), I won't mention the name it seems that's advertising according to the prim and proper member of AccyWeb, anyway it was the one near the Railway station.
One of the younger barmaids was talking to her friend, she had passed on the fantastic news that a friend was pregnant, a young man of similar age had just arrived, and in a shocked voice asked, Oh my God X you're pregnant?
Don't be daft she said, not me, my mate.
Silence from the young man, I turned to him and said, do you know when I was your age that would have been the height of ignorance?
What he said, interrupting her conversation?
No I replied, finding out she isn't pregnant and not asking if she would like to be.