They Walk Among Us!

[Busman747]

They Walk Among Us


..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up
$46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back
$46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a
mistake in MY favour and gave her the money back. She became
indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was
doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.


..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free
coupon for a sandwich... I handed it to the girl and she looked
over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free."
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess
they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked
out the door.

..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.


One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone
looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

.............They Walk Among Us!


While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the
sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun
rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and
said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

.............They Walk Among Us!!


I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what
hours the call centre was open. I told him, "The number you
dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly,
I said, "Uh, Pacific."


.............They Walk Among Us!


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.

.............They Walk Among Us!


My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the
cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount.

.............They Walk Among Us!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so
I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that
my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

..............They Walk Among Us!


While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering
a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about
it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

[shillelagh]

Where do u get them from Busman!!!!