things that people say that annoy you

[rockrabbit]

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to
the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Too bloody right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
******, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
bloody floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever bloody does!! What can you do
that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to
be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks!
that's an image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless
you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's
has to be a 'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blank look...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in
your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!

[mthead]

LOL,Rabbit.Things that annoy me,the Peter Kay thing when Im working.Been busy tonight?What time you on till?

[slinky]

Rabbits been watching peter kay I see.

[Dean]

lol..........

[Sara]

Can i pinch a chip? Whilst asking they pinch one anyway.

[shiny gem]

stupid customers!!!! when standing next to the newspaper stand they ask "do you sell newspapers" hmm yes they are behind you i say very politly!!!

or when you say "its just behind you", for some

reason they turn to the side!!! turn all the way round you might stand a better chance!!!