O.K. we've had BT and it's good to talk, now we have Vodaphone, it's good to sniffle!
There he is, the first time he has ever been the centre of attention, about to make the speech of his life, when....
His Selfish little brat of a Daughter rings up and ruins the evening complaining that she isn't capable of holding a relationship, He, being equally stupid doesn't tell her to sod off, but leaves just to give her a big hug, all very nice and just a touch of smarmily placed, Aaah!
Surely if Vodaphone was a decent network he would have spent the 12 hours beforehand explaining to his inadequate daughter that:-
Under no circumstances do you ring me from 8 until 12, I'll be busy!
Or wouldn't he have been able to get in touch?
Has he ever tried,
Virgin,
Orange,
or even a reliable network?