Those little perforations.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by flashy

nah i haven't been angry for a long long time Kate, i'm nicer and calmer now

[Less]

San Izal toilet rolls have a superior set of perforations when compared to the Daily Telegraph!

[Margaret Pilkington]

do they still make those abominable things?

[cashman]

i got me tax disc this morning whilst road tax has rocketed up fer our wonderful roads. the quality of the paper disc has gone downhill, just as fast as the sodding roads, its thinner n it used to be, perforations are as much use as a fart in a spacesuit......real value fer money.

[katex]

Originally Posted by cashman

i got me tax disc this morning whilst road tax has rocketed up fer our wonderful roads. the quality of the paper disc has gone downhill, just as fast as the sodding roads, its thinner n it used to be, perforations are as much use as a fart in a spacesuit......real value fer money.

Well, Cashy, if you want better quality roads .. you need to pay more for the privilege of driving on them .. is going to go worse now with the Transport cuts this government are implementing.

Should imagine some people like the smell of their own farts anyway .. LOL.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

do they still make those abominable things?

Oh yes, I get the Telegraph every day.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Less, I meant Izal.
That was hideous stuff.....and it ponged.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Less, I meant Izal.
That was hideous stuff.....and it ponged.

Only after use if you put it to your nose.

[Margaret Pilkington]

No, I never ever did that. I meant it ponged when you took it out of the horrible green wrapper.......and it was useless at soaking up the drips(from the roof of the lavvy, that is )

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

No, I never ever did that. I meant it ponged when you took it out of the horrible green wrapper.......and it was useless at soaking up the drips(from the roof of the lavvy, that is )

Brings on another little debate as well, did you use it shiny side or rough side against the skin?

Shiny side and a good chance of it sliding up your back, rough side like sandpaper and takes the tips off those painful piles without having any effect on the substance you were using it to remove.

and as you say it was waterproof.

[Margaret Pilkington]

TMI Less TMI

[heth]

Originally Posted by Less

Brings on another little debate as well, did you use it shiny side or rough side against the skin?

Shiny side and a good chance of it sliding up your back, rough side like sandpaper and takes the tips off those painful piles without having any effect on the substance you were using it to remove.

and as you say it was waterproof.

eeeeuuuuggghhh!!!

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by Less

Brings on another little debate as well, did you use it shiny side or rough side against the skin?

Shiny side and a good chance of it sliding up your back, rough side like sandpaper and takes the tips off those painful piles without having any effect on the substance you were using it to remove.

and as you say it was waterproof.

If its that bad then better with news paper or if very very posh a bidet. If very very rich then you could always pay some one to wipe it for you with disposable silk towels.

[Benipete]

I had the same problem with perforated tea bags.Never could get the leaves out.I ended up throwing the whole thing in the mug and pouring boiling water over it.

Worked ok.

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by Benipete

I had the same problem with perforated tea bags.Never could get the leaves out.I ended up throwing the whole thing in the mug and pouring boiling water over it.

Worked ok.

At least you didnt try and open them though and put the contents in the cup. They are no flippin good for tea leaf reading.