Today I met an Accywebber... - Page 94

david1 · 25-01-2011, 15:09

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Originally Posted by cashman

saw mez today in iceland.

Are you on holiday again Cashy ???

jaysay · 25-01-2011, 18:56

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Originally Posted by david1

Are you on holiday again Cashy ???

Na David he was parked on my settee that aft

katex · 05-02-2011, 19:36

After all this time, finally met Retlaw in the Local Sudies Library. Sure I heard violins playing in the background as our eyes met each other, and his opening dialogue "I kno' who thee is, tha's Medusa" ...

I can honestly say was not as traumatic as I had envisaged ... ok, don't know him that well yet... tee hee.

Retlaw · 05-02-2011, 20:18

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Originally Posted by katex

After all this time, finally met Retlaw in the Local Sudies Library. Sure I heard violins playing in the background as our eyes met each other, and his opening dialogue "I kno' who thee is, tha's Medusa" ...

I can honestly say was not as traumatic as I had envisaged ... ok, don't know him that well yet... tee hee.

My opening words were I kno ou thy ar, tha Medusa,
an them violins, wur cats bein strangled.
Wod a want tu kno is wur wur thi snakes.

garinda · 05-02-2011, 20:24

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Originally Posted by katex

After all this time, finally met Retlaw in the Local Sudies Library. Sure I heard violins playing in the background as our eyes met each other, and his opening dialogue "I kno' who thee is, tha's Medusa" ...

I can honestly say was not as traumatic as I had envisaged ... ok, don't know him that well yet... tee hee.

My mother met him this afternoon for the first time, at the same venue.

She thought he was quite a card.

She particularly liked the tale of applying for planning permission, to build a dividing wall with Yorkshire, told to the young student from...Yorkshire.

garinda · 05-02-2011, 20:25

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

My opening words were I kno ou thy ar, tha Medusa,
an them violins, wur cats bein strangled.
Wod a want tu kno is wur wur thi snakes.

I see a summer wedding.

Less · 05-02-2011, 20:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

I see a summer wedding.

I can feel the need for a sick bag.

garinda · 05-02-2011, 20:46

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Originally Posted by Less

I can feel the need for a sick bag.

Pageboys!

There's always one who over indulges.

Less · 05-02-2011, 20:54

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Originally Posted by garinda

Pageboys!

There's always one who over indulges.

First time since I've known of him I feel sorry for Retlaw.

Reminds me of the trenches WWI, if you want to survive, Duck, Duck now and Run, don't look back she's after you.

Retlaw · 05-02-2011, 21:17

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Originally Posted by garinda

My mother met him this afternoon for the first time, at the same venue.

She thought he was quite a card.

She particularly liked the tale of applying for planning permission, to build a dividing wall with Yorkshire, told to the young student from...Yorkshire.

Just a pity I didn't get to tell him how Yorkshire came to be populated. It were this way, when James the 1st were marching South to take over the throne of England, their foot wear were getting a bit shoddy, so they set up camp in an area all hills and dales. James sent runners back to Scotland for 2000 pairs of brogues. A week later the runners re-eappered with 4000 followers.
James blew his top, I asked for 2000 pairs of brogues not rogues, that lot can stay here.
So thats how the place called Yorkshire came to be populated.
They've been there ever since and multiplied.

Retlaw.

shillelagh · 18-02-2011, 16:45

bumped into bernie in town ... and stanleymad and lancsdave ... lancsdave even had the gumption to say i wasnt an important person ... he wasnt within reach when he said it ... thats why he's still alive now and not in blackburn royal A&E dept ....

Less · 18-02-2011, 17:24

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

bumped into bernie in town ... and stanleymad and lancsdave ... lancsdave even had the gumption to say i wasnt an important person ... he wasnt within reach when he said it ... thats why he's still alive now and not in blackburn royal A&E dept ....

He was accurate and truthful though.

Even you can admit that?

jaysay · 18-02-2011, 18:49

Had a visit from accyman bearing gives for our Haslingden out post, no not haggis, the famous BUTTER PIES that I've never heard of, thanks Jen and thanks for dropping them of accyman very much appreciated. I also had a visit from Jelly Baby too, always nice to meet new friends and be able to put a face to a name

Mick · 19-02-2011, 06:17

Had a chat with Owld Bert in the Market Hall
Sadly his wife is not very well
Hope she is better soon Bert and the scan goes ok

flashy · 19-02-2011, 09:32

I saw a very drunk Lynx out last night with her mate