Toilet Wall Humour - Page 2

Ianto.W. · 17-09-2006, 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Yes Ianto.W..........but I know he can't spell! And I wanted to get some shopping done, not have him composing War and Peace in the Gents lavvy!

You know it's time that Russian saga was made a bit more interesting,there hard work are Russian authors. I had it it out on permanant loan.
If you follow this line down, you will be cr-----g at an angle of forty five degrees.

. Chin Chin.

Ianto.W. · 18-09-2006, 14:47

This was on a hotel wc in Douglas.
If lesbians come from the Isle of Lesbos, do male Gay's come from the Isle
of Man?

NorthStar72 · 18-09-2006, 15:10

The funniest thing I've seen on a toilet wall was in the Adelphi in Accy which read 'Fat people are harder to kidnap',and it still makes me giggle now when i think about it!!He,he.....

Ianto.W. · 19-09-2006, 23:57

Toilet prayer for today. Twinkle Twinkle little rectum; Big chaps
come when you least expect um.

WillowTheWhisp · 20-09-2006, 06:48

I wonder of they knew that from experience Northstar?

West Ender · 22-09-2006, 17:09

On the door of a Gents loo,

My mother made me a homosexual.

Written underneath,

If I buy the wool will she make me one?

BLACKBURN RAVER · 22-09-2006, 17:22

lo;l i like that1 west ender..

on the wall in front it said " look up"

on the ceiling it said " look down "

on the floor it said "look left"

on the left it said " look right "

on the right it said " your a nosey fecker arn't you, now feck off and have a p!55 "

thought that was quite amusing myself

Ianto.W. · 24-09-2006, 00:14

Boy meets girl holds her hand visions of the promised land, 'more next week'.

WINGY · 24-09-2006, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthStar72

The funniest thing I've seen on a toilet wall was in the Adelphi in Accy which read 'Fat people are harder to kidnap',and it still makes me giggle now when i think about it!!He,he.....

I used to have that on a sticker across the back window of my car about 4 years ago. I saw it at a show and had to get it. I'm sure it amused many people following me.

glasgow guy · 24-09-2006, 10:27

now I havent read through them all so sorry if this has already been posted, I was using a toilet in a company one day (through work) and it read on the inside of the door...

"as I sit here and comtemplate
should I sh**e or mas****ate"

I was 17 when I read it and I have always remembered it...

Ianto.W. · 24-09-2006, 13:25

Poster in the rear car window 'Caution' young blond girl thinking!

Shane. · 24-09-2006, 14:11

You don’t come here to pi*s about,
So p**s your p**s and p**s off out!!

Eric · 10-04-2007, 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Do not sit upon the seat....the crabs in here can jump ten feet!
So what my Granny used to tell me about sitting on toilet seats was true

Or, don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, the crabs can pole vault.

I once saw written over a urinal "Why look up here, are you ashamed of it?" And written underneath in different handwriting: "No, I'm scared sh*tless of it!"

Lilly · 10-04-2007, 16:03

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie

grannyclaret · 10-04-2007, 20:38

Be alert... your country neads lerts