Twisted proverbs

Less · 08-06-2006, 13:25

I would like to thank Jambutty for the inspiration for this one, why it should come to me when I'm reading one of his posts I have no idea but karma coming your way jam if it really sets off.

What I was thinking was if we could perhaps take a well known proverb and twist it or even better create our own, please no cheating and copying something off the web let's get some originality going here I know there is talent amongst us, This is a corruption of something one of the members of The five penny piece said when I watched them once:-

"Opinions are like kids and farts, you can stand your own."

So lets see what we can all do to show the world how wise we are.

Or... if you wish to know the road ahead,
don't drive with your eyes shut!
(not great but hey, I get paid for the number of words not the quality!)

Margaret Pilkington · 08-06-2006, 15:34

my favourite one is 'Nobody loves a smart arse'......my version is 'Even smart arses have cracks in 'em'

Guinness · 09-06-2006, 23:29

Birds of a feather was a travesty of comedy
Two heads are a mutation
Boys will be persons of the male gender according to the appropriate EU directive
Christmas comes but once every august to december
The bigger they are the more likely they are to put you in hospital
Tomorrow is another day is a James Bond film
The early bird is a noisy sod
Those that live in glass houses should wear factor 10 sun cream
When in Rome dont visit the parthenon, it's in Athens