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15-08-2011, 18:34
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uk citizenship test
its a practice one ... see how many you get ... the pass rate is 75% ...
me i failed miserably i think ... i got 14/24 and 58% Life in the United Kingdom - The Official Practice Citizenship Test so does this mean i have to leave the country ... 
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15-08-2011, 18:45
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Re: uk citizenship test
I only got 50% 12 out of 24. What the heck have half the questions asked got to do with Citizenship, i.e. What year were women first allowed to divorce their husbands?
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15-08-2011, 18:55
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Re: uk citizenship test
I got 38%
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15-08-2011, 19:10
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Re: uk citizenship test
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but what blood silly questions
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15-08-2011, 19:30
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Re: uk citizenship test
You have failed the practice citizenship test.
Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%) Time to claim political asylum, I think. I wonder which publicly funded onanist sat in Whitehall, deciding on those pathetic questions?
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15-08-2011, 19:38
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Re: uk citizenship test
Should be asking questions like why don't Lancastrians like Yorkshire men, what year did a Brit last win a singles title at Wimbledon, what was the name of the dog who found the world cup, and how long was Queen Victoria on the throne.
Proper questions, about Britain. You would more than likely want to avoid the sad sap who passed this test. You certainly wouldn't want them on your quiz team, down the boozer.
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15-08-2011, 19:41
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15-08-2011, 19:53
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15-08-2011, 19:55
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Re: uk citizenship test
What a load of Cobblers, just as well I'm living abroad.
Being British isn't about answering some questions, it's a state of mind, attitude & mentality. (Oh & being born here helps too  )
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15-08-2011, 20:01
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Re: uk citizenship test
the spugster has took it twice .... the first time he got 14/24 ... the second time he got 13 ...
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15-08-2011, 20:06
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Thought they were a nationality all of their own  (See you ! Am no English by tha' wa, am a Scote !)
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15-08-2011, 20:08
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Re: uk citizenship test
hes now going up ... 67% and 71%
though he says hes going the wrong way ... hes trying for 0!!!!
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15-08-2011, 20:29
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Re: uk citizenship test
Failed! Can I leave now please?
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15-08-2011, 20:47
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Re: uk citizenship test
I just got 67%.
Absolute garbage. If this country had immigration controls, there would be no need for this bureaucratic rubbish and jobs for the boys. |
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15-08-2011, 21:23
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Re: uk citizenship test
Not one question about how to form an orderly queue.
How to chat nicely about the weather. Decide who's worse, bankers or politicans? Discuss why the country's gone to the dogs. Who was the greatest cricketer of all time? No questions at all, about what it really means to be British.
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