Using heat from a Crematorium........

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by heth

How do you get in the pearly gates with no key???

It does not matter about your keys, your name has to be on the list, and they have a doorman

[heth]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

It does not matter about your keys, your name has to be on the list, and they have a doorman

Looks like I am going down in the lift then!!!

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by heth

Looks like I am going down in the lift then!!!

In that case there will be plenty of residual heat to recycle

[MargaretR]

My insensitive nephew, who happens to be a consultant anaesthetist, cracked a joke in the taxi on the way to the crematorium for my mother's funeral, about what they would do with her metal hip.
People who deal with death every day have to detatch themselves from death by dealing with it flippantly.

[heth]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

My insensitive nephew, who happens to be a consultant anaesthetist, cracked a joke in the taxi on the way to the crematorium for my mother's funeral, about what they would do with her metal hip.
People who deal with death every day have to detatch themselves from death by dealing with it flippantly.

Bet that didnt go down very well MargR.

I agree they seem to be immune from death people in that profession but if they wernt then I suppose they would be going home every day in tears.

[Less]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

My insensitive nephew, who happens to be a consultant anaesthetist,

How can a person 'happen' to be an anaesthesist?
Was he signing on and sent for an interview by the dole?

Or did he actually qualify as a Doctor first?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I was told by a crematorium worker that what you get is the bones after they have been put in a grinder (because that is all that survives the fire)

I heard that too Margaret, think it was covered in a TV program

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

John(Jaysay) said it too - the consumers of crab sticks might need to know that

Ya but I've had a rethink, I only said that when the mother-in-law said she would dance on my grave

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

It does not matter about your keys, your name has to be on the list, and they have a doorman

If your not on Pete's list you ain't getting in

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

How can a person 'happen' to be an anaesthesist?
Was he signing on and sent for an interview by the dole?

Or did he actually qualify as a Doctor first?

She's not listening Less

[katex]

It does seem a shame to waste all this heat. It is just the moral view that may hold this project up... hope they can go ahead with it though. According to a councillor for Redditch, would only take four years before savings would start to show, after the capital for the laying of pipes, etc.

Mind you, digressing a little, this I find a little more creepy whereby a Cambridge crematorium is looking to reduce us to liquid.

Handed your loved ones remains in a bottle, eh ? Would you get a choice of bottle ? Wonder if Less and Mick could choose one of their favourite beer bottles....

Cambridge News | Latest News From In & Around Cambridge City | Latest Sports, Jobs & Business News in Cambridge Newspaper | Bodies could be dissolved or freeze-dried at crematorium

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by katex

It does seem a shame to waste all this heat. It is just the moral view that may hold this project up... hope they can go ahead with it though. According to a councillor for Redditch, would only take four years before savings would start to show, after the capital for the laying of pipes, etc.

Mind you, digressing a little, this I find a little more creepy whereby a Cambridge crematorium is looking to reduce us to liquid.

Handed your loved ones remains in a bottle, eh ? Would you get a choice of bottle ? Wonder if Less and Mick could choose one of their favourite beer bottles....

Cambridge News | Latest News From In & Around Cambridge City | Latest Sports, Jobs & Business News in Cambridge Newspaper | Bodies could be dissolved or freeze-dried at crematorium

Kate, if they did would just hope that they label it well...wouldn't it be just awful to drink your mother in law by accident?!

[garinda]

Originally Posted by katex

Mind you, digressing a little, this I find a little more creepy whereby a Cambridge crematorium is looking to reduce us to liquid.

If it happens we could make sure you're still turned on again, at least once a night.

[katex]

Hahaha Margaret and Garinda .. laughter tears flopping on me cheeks...

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by garinda

If it happens we could make sure you're still turned on again, at least once a night.

Lava Gramps ?