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Old 30-01-2011, 13:35   #46
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Old 30-01-2011, 14:20   #47
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It made me smile Less.
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Old 30-01-2011, 18:04   #48
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How can a person 'happen' to be an anaesthesist?
Was he signing on and sent for an interview by the dole?

Or did he actually qualify as a Doctor first?
Was there any point to this post, Less ? Just terminlogy .. which you know, and any excuse to have a go at your current selected target !

As you probaby know, anaesthesists are extremely highly qualified people, and have to have a degree in medicine before spending more time to take additional qualifications.
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Old 30-01-2011, 18:08   #49
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Was there any point to this post, Less ? Just terminlogy .. which you know, and any excuse to have a go at your current selected target !

As you probaby know, anaesthesists are extremely highly qualified people, and have to have a degree in medicine before spending more time to take additional qualifications.
As oppossed to you?

Having a go at the target you always head for? (I'll take it as a compliment, I refuse to ignore you).

Come on more regular, post more often, make more sense, (no, stay just the way you are), I'm willing to shift my sights, but you ain't reliable.
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Old 30-01-2011, 19:41   #50
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Oh, that is a new one on me.......I'm sure someone told me that the cremated remains were not individually done....but perhaps they were just winding me up.
One Sunday afternoon I was walking around Accrington cemetery with my wife and we sat a while in the Chapel. There is an attendant there who will turn the pages in a book of remembrance for you if you want to see the entry for any person cremated there, he was a friendly chap and showed us "back stage" explaining every step of the procedure and how each coffin is put in a separate oven (I think there are three) which only holds one coffin at a time. The ashes are raked out after about an hour and a half and put in a box with the paper card which was first attached to the coffin and then outside of the oven before the fire was lit which is computer controlled. The boxes were all stacked on a shelf with the relevant card attached awaiting the deceased relative to take them or left for the staff to spread.

When the coffin leaves the Chapel after the service to go backstage I always thought it was on a motorised belt but it is just two chaps pulling it from behind.
I stood behind the lecturn where the Vicar stands and what amused me was the little sticker on it which said "Watch the clock".

The attendant told us he often gives people what they call "The two bob tour" on a Sunday afternoon when they start asking questions about the place.
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Old 30-01-2011, 20:20   #51
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Gremlin, that is good to know. The more I have thought about it, the more I think it was in a crem somewhere down south.....it was in a televised series a couple of years ago.

I have always been a bit curious about such things, and at one time I did consider working for an undertaker.
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Old 30-01-2011, 21:14   #52
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I did consider working for an undertaker.

I'm glad that career option was overtaken by nursing.

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Old 31-01-2011, 10:25   #53
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Kate, if they did would just hope that they label it well...wouldn't it be just awful to drink your mother in law by accident?!
Mother-in Law, Margaret, hell sulphuric acid would do less damage
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Old 31-01-2011, 10:27   #54
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As oppossed to you?

Having a go at the target you always head for? (I'll take it as a compliment, I refuse to ignore you).

Come on more regular, post more often, make more sense, (no, stay just the way you are), I'm willing to shift my sights, but you ain't reliable.
Ya mean you can't hit a moving target Less
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Old 31-01-2011, 12:00   #55
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I'm glad that career option was overtaken by nursing.

She had plans of being a luvvie in the Theatre but kept Corpsing!
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Old 31-01-2011, 15:47   #56
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seems perfectly acceptable and sensible to me
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Old 31-01-2011, 18:53   #57
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She had plans of being a luvvie in the Theatre but kept Corpsing!
Hope you have a body of evidence to back that up Less
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