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16-10-2008, 17:02
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Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
DUBAI: Sex on the beach, then prison
Ouch! 3 month prison sentence and $272 fine ... that was an expensive nookie session, hope it was worth it
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16-10-2008, 17:05
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
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thats a heck of a question tinks... are you paying for the flight or would the respondant have to meet you there.... How hot is the beech and how much prison time... oh and when do you need the answer by?
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16-10-2008, 17:05
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
Not if it costs that much
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16-10-2008, 17:07
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
Tinks is a cheap date, the bunker at the local golf club would be near enough for her - don't forget the 50p to pay her
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16-10-2008, 17:11
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Grand Wizard Of The Inner Clique
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
Believe me, don't go there, sand in sandwiches is annoying enough, sex on the beach, (notice k-p beach not beech, you'res is a tree, Hmmm, kinky), just imagine sex and sand paper, no thank's!
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16-10-2008, 17:20
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
Cost me a lot more than that up the 5 arches 37 yrs ago.
Sorry Vic.
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16-10-2008, 17:20
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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Originally Posted by Less
Believe me, don't go there, sand in sandwiches is annoying enough, sex on the beach, (notice k-p beach not beech, you'res is a tree, Hmmm, kinky), just imagine sex and sand paper, no thank's!
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Who said you have to get out of the car
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16-10-2008, 17:25
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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, (notice k-p beach not beech)
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Who the hell cares about my spelling...
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16-10-2008, 17:33
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
omg lol!! what are you lot like !!
Neil your cruisin for a bruisin
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16-10-2008, 17:33
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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omg lol!! what are you lot like !!
Neil your cruisin for a bruisin
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As always
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16-10-2008, 17:41
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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Tinks is a cheap date, the bunker at the local golf club would be near enough for her - don't forget the 50p to pay her
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I remember when I moved up here you told me to go and get a few bags of sand from B&Q as they will come in handy. Now I know why
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16-10-2008, 17:54
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
It's been reported that the UK Swingers and Doggers Association have now cancelled their planned conference in Dubai, because of this case.
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17-10-2008, 09:21
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Grand Wizard Of The Inner Clique
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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Originally Posted by K-P
Who the hell cares about my spelling...
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It was a joke no need to swear.
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17-10-2008, 13:37
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Re: Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?
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Originally Posted by Benipete
Cost me a lot more than that up the 5 arches 37 yrs ago.
Sorry Vic.
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Yes but I'm worth every penny and more besides
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