Ways to maintain a healthy level of sanity.....

[mrskitty]

Recieved this in an email,thought id like to share it:

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Rubbish Bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In each of Your Cheque Stub sections, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8.Don't use any punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom.

17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This Message To Someone To
Make Them Smile.

Its Called ......therapy.

[Sara]

It certainly made me smile. Shall have to do num. 20

[lancsdave]

We did number 19 and they all volunteered

[Sara]

Originally Posted by lancsdave

We did number 19 and they all volunteered

Oops that's the number i should have put not 20.

[cashman]

made me smile, no1 is my sense of humour- big time.

[mrskitty]

I did no.17 in Asda last night........got a few funny looks but the the guys with me thought it was hilarious!!!

[emamum]

Originally Posted by misskitty

I did no.17 in Asda last night........got a few funny looks but the the guys with me thought it was hilarious!!!

lmao..............

[Speedy]

I like to use the cash machine and then turn round and tell whoever is waiting to use it next that its not working. Little things like that make me smile.

[jaysay]

No 17s no good for me misskitty it usually eats mine

[mrskitty]

Originally Posted by jaysay

No 17s no good for me misskitty it usually eats mine

My usual is to walk up to the cash machine muttering 'lets see how much i money we haven't got'