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Old 12-01-2007, 14:08   #1
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weird thoughts....

sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?


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Old 12-01-2007, 14:09   #2
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Re: weird thoughts....

time to take your pills methinks!
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Old 12-01-2007, 14:14   #3
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lol.........
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Old 12-01-2007, 14:27   #4
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......do blind people dream?
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:09   #5
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Re: weird thoughts....

how does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning

can a one legged man kick your ass
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:17   #6
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Re: weird thoughts....

I think the sky is curved round like the surface of the earth - oh but does it have sticky out bits where the mountains are?
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:32   #7
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Re: weird thoughts....

but the 'sky' is an abstract thing, so it cannot have 'shape'


Snow plough bloke lives at the depot


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Old 12-01-2007, 15:35   #8
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......do blind people dream?
Yes but only in black & White.
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:45   #9
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sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

I've wondered this - and it's not just monkeys, the whole evolution process is supposed to start at amoebas, fish, lizards etc - why are they still here?

Plus, isn't evolution supposed to be a way of changing things as they adapt to their environment - if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:48   #10
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if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?
Do they know we are eating them?
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:49   #11
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if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?
yeagh.. I mean... Brussel sprouts managed it
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Old 12-01-2007, 16:09   #12
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sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?


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Old 12-01-2007, 16:29   #13
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Why do farmers always put the gate in the muddiest part of the field?
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Old 12-01-2007, 18:24   #14
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why are there no cherries in a tin of fruit salad? or just 2, and twenty pieces of pear ugh!
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Old 12-01-2007, 18:56   #15
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Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
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