What All Women Should Know

[janet]

RULES THAT GUYS WISH THAT GIRLS KNEW

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different; it's just like every other cat.

8. Shopping is not sport.

9. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

10. You have enough clothes.

11. You have too many shoes.

12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

15. Yes, ****ing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank
range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
good with your dress?

17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

19. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

20. Check your oil.

21. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

22. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

23. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after 7 days.

24. If you don't dress like Charlie’s Angels, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

25. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of

The ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

26. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

27. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

28. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.

29. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

30. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.

31. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes
you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us
from reading the magazines.

32. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first
two months we were going out

[grannyclaret]

I couldent have said it better myself......nice one Jan

[LancYorkYankee]

Thanks Janet, very enjoyable! I copied and sent on to many of my friends and family!

Brian