What Causes Spousal/Mate deep doo doo?

LancYorkYankee · 18-09-2006, 18:55

What Causes Spousal/Mate deep doo doo? (if doo doo is a no no then feel free to pc it:engsmil:

I rarely start threads but have just finished a few intense response and nee to create a bit of levity!

What is the most recent thing that the closest person in you life has done to "annoy" you. It could be a continuing pet peeve or something different. Just something that makes ye think of tearing their bloody head off, in the name of love!

Of course I'll start. This morning whilst making tea, I forgot to close the cap on the honey jar. I now have hundreds of ants stuck inside the honey. When my honey (Cinnyose), gets home she will be somewhat angry. This has happen a few bits previously!

She will now refuse to make tea or coffee for either of us using honey and will remain perturbed until the honey is gone. I see this from a whole different standpoint: This as a great ant trap. Extra protein provided my morning tea, and, finally, having a crunchy tea is quite refreshing.

boy, I'm in trouble! off to the woods to do some lumbering (and hiding)!

Look forward to hearing from all me mates at Accyweb!

Brian

West Ender · 18-09-2006, 21:00

Well, you might have had a problem posting the thread but it certainly made me laugh. You're not thinking quick enough, though, Brian. Go out and buy another jar of honey, OK? Now, as you said, you've got a great ant-trap in the old jar so put that down near the ant run and you've killed 2 birds with 1 stone - nice ant-less honey for breakfast and a few hundred less ants.

WillowTheWhisp · 18-09-2006, 22:07

It's not Busman I get peeved with it's the kids leaving the top off the toothpaste. It goes all 'ard an 'orrible!

cherokee · 18-09-2006, 22:15

Well im with west ender on this lancyorkyankee .. would definately quickly run off to the store for more honey haha ..

my gripe is the kids leaving lid off marg tub n not cleaning the crumbs up after making toast, leaving ironing board out when they rushing to meet their mates in the pub..aarrrggghhhh

WillowTheWhisp · 18-09-2006, 22:17

Oh and putting empty packets back in cupboard/fridge.

junetta · 19-09-2006, 00:38

The tobacco tin!!

How come it leaves a little trail of bits wherever it goes? Also the ash that 'just falls off'!!

LancYorkYankee · 19-09-2006, 01:28

Yeah, was thinking of bringing up a back-up from the cellar but what fun is that? Also, get this, it started to dawn on me that I don't make tea on Mondays. So, it was my darling wife who blundered this time.

I'd love to use that in this thread but since it's now about something she does hmmm . . . Okay, how 'bout the incredible mess she and my daughter can make of a car. I mean, they leave ALL kinds of stuff in there. Every nook and cranny's got make-up, hair "things," loose change, receipts, unopened mail, tissues, etc..

Brian

HopeRules · 19-09-2006, 13:19

The kids not replacing an empty toilet paper roll. Makes it worse when it is known they have looed after the roll was emptied!

Peter

Margaret Pilkington · 19-09-2006, 13:45

Re-hanging the washing. I have been doing the bl**dy washing for 40+ years..........it gets right on my mammaries. Does he think I haven't graduated in hanging out the BL**DY washing? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Margaret Pilkington · 19-09-2006, 13:48

And another one is starting to wash up the cooking pots before I have dished out the tea properly......my serving spoon goes into red hot soapy waterbefore I have finished using it. If I tell him off he says 'We have more than one spoon' which might be true, but the serving spoon is the biggest I have.......and he whisks it away! Besides that, there isn't room in our tiny galley kitchen for two bodies to work where there are hot things

LancYorkYankee · 25-09-2006, 17:26

Here's another one against the kids. When they've got 2 or 3 bags of same chips opened. We now have 3 bags of tortilla chips gone stale. Same goes for crackers!