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08-03-2005, 19:34
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What is a true friend?
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good
but never actually come close to reality? Well, a "friendship" poem really speaks to true friendship and truth itself! Friend, When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry b***ard who made you sad. When you are blue... I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile... I will know you finally got sh*g. When you are scared... I will take the p*ss every chance I get. When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to shut up. When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to you. When you are sick...stay away from me until you're well again. I do not want to catch it. When you fall...I will point and laugh at you. This is my oath...I pledge until the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend! Send this poem to five of your friends or else you will get depressed because you realize you only have two friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway. PS. A friend will help you move house. A good friend will help you move a body.
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08-03-2005, 19:45
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Re: What is a true friend?
With a friend like that I'd rather be on my ****ing own.
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08-03-2005, 19:46
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Re: What is a true friend?
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08-03-2005, 22:13
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Re: What is a true friend?
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08-03-2005, 22:25
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Re: What is a true friend?
Oh ******, I’ve got all hot under the collar now, Will I like Doncaster?
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08-03-2005, 23:10
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08-03-2005, 23:21
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Re: What is a true friend?
What are trying to say Bazf lol.
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08-03-2005, 23:39
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