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Whats After Death?
A COUPLE MADE A DEAL THAT WHOEVER DIED FIRST WOULD COME BACK AND INFORM
THE OTHER OF THE AFTERLIFE. THEIR BIGGEST FEAR WAS THAT THERE WAS NO AFTERLIFE. AFTER A LONG LIFE, THE HUSBAND WAS THE FIRST TO GO...AND TRUE TO HIS WORD, HE MADE CONTACT,... "MARY...MARY." IS THAT YOU, WENDELL???? YES, I'VE COME BACK LIKE WE AGREED. WHAT'S IT LIKE???? WELL, MARY, I GET UP IN THE MORNING, I HAVE SEX. I HAVE BREAKFAST, OFF TO THE GOLF COURSE, I HAVE SEX. I BATHE IN THE SUN, AND THEN I HAVE SEX TWICE. I HAVE LUNCH, ANOTHER ROMP AROUND THE GOLF COURSE, THEN SEX PRETTY MUCH ALL AFTERNOON. AFTER SUPPER, THE GOLF COURSE AGAIN. THEN I HAVE SEX UNTIL LATE AT NIGHT. THE NEXT DAY IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN. OH, WENDELL...YOU SURELY MUST BE IN HEAVEN !!! WELL, NOT EXACTLY, MARY...I'M A RABBIT ON A GOLF COURSE IN ARIZONA
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Re: Whats After Death?
a man is having sex with tiger woods woman and she just keeps wanting more and more
the man turns to her after the 8th time and asks for tiger woods mobile number the woman asks why he wants the phone number the man replies " so i can ask what the par is on this hole " |
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