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Old 24-04-2005, 20:59   #1
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Which came first the chicken or the egg??

Today we were having a debate at work..........usual sunday stupid talk.
The conversation arose when one of the girls said she had, had a conversation with her partner about chickens. She was under the impression that a hen had to have a dooby doo (excuse me but this is a family forum so you older ones know what i mean) with a cock to produce a egg. She was also under the impression that if the hen sat on the egg for long enough that it turned into a baby chick..............but if she didn't sit on the egg that it cant turn into a chick. I noticed that quite a few girls at work didn't really know the answer to this question do you??

After we spoke to one of our elderly residents that was a farmer all her life and I am sure i know this answer now but do you???
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Old 24-04-2005, 21:31   #2
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Re: Which came first the chicken or the egg??

First of all who thinks that a hen has to dooby doo with a cock to make the egg???

just a simple yes or no will do to find out who knows??
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Old 24-04-2005, 21:41   #3
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Re: Which came first the chicken or the egg??

OK here goes yes there has to be a cock in the pen but no they don't have to dooby doo!
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Old 24-04-2005, 21:43   #4
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Re: Which came first the chicken or the egg??

err i am not sure slinky please tell us
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Old 24-04-2005, 21:45   #5
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Re: Which came first the chicken or the egg??

mmmmmmmmmm keep guessing ty neil lmfao..
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Old 24-04-2005, 21:49   #6
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Re: Which came first the chicken or the egg??

You do need a coc-k in the house, l don't know why.

It may be like Nuns ovulating together, lunar and all that??

l'm a bit lost, over my head and all that,
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Old 24-04-2005, 21:56   #7
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why do Nuns ovulate?
That sounds about as much use a c**k in a nunnery
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Old 24-04-2005, 22:08   #8
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maybe someone will have a mpeg of a cock and a hen so we can find out the answer
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Old 24-04-2005, 22:17   #9
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Just like a woman a hen does not need a cock to have an egg but just like a women a hen does need a cock to fertilise it.



(having a jump without a cock doesn't work)
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Old 24-04-2005, 22:24   #10
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Do hens get PMT?
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Old 24-04-2005, 22:24   #11
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Just like a woman a hen does not need a cock to have an egg but just like a women a hen does need a cock to fertilise it.



(having a jump without a cock doesn't work)



omg less Thats CORRECT but you have put a smile on my face with wording lmfao I like it...................
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Old 24-04-2005, 22:26   #12
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Do hens get PMT?
Neil do men get sore balls if women kick them in them????????
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Old 24-04-2005, 22:27   #13
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Slinky maybe you should rename this thread

Which came first the chicken, the egg or the cockerel??
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Old 24-04-2005, 23:20   #14
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Slinky maybe you should rename this thread

Which came first the chicken, the egg or the cockerel??
the cockerel because he was already having a fag when the chicken came
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Old 24-04-2005, 23:22   #15
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the cockerel because he was already having a fag when the chicken came
I am quoting that just so you cant change it when your bear wares off
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