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Old 17-09-2005, 12:52   #31
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They can get the tops off jars
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Old 17-09-2005, 12:54   #32
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They can fart in public and get away with it. Woman get that " disgusting woman" look.
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:01   #33
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Yeah but yours are emberrassingly loud




They don't sleep in wet patches

I did say that out loud din't I?
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:03   #34
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They don't sleep in wet patches

I did say that out loud din't I?
Yes you did say that loud...........................................

They never feel guilty, because it's always someone elses fault anyway.
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:08   #35
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they can pee standing up!!!
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:10   #36
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They can go to stag parties
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:17   #37
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lol...i bet theyd invite us...but we'd have to do some dancing and taking off of clothes...
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They can go out when they want, without kids tied around their ankles.
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Your right Shiny....

We have nice clubs designed just for us that have lovely ladies that dance just for us
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:23   #40
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We have nice clubs designed just for us that have lovely ladies that dance just for us

lmao..i know lasses that would do it for free!!!
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lol...i bet theyd invite us...but we'd have to do some dancing and taking off of clothes...

lol no they'd be too busy trying to work out how to get out of their lil naked predicament and how to uncuff each other from the railings (cue simon saying he always carries spare handcuff keys just incase lol!!)

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lmao..i know lasses that would do it for free!!!

You've not been hanging out with them girls on the corner of Clayton St. in Blackburn again, have you shiny
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You've not been hanging out with them girls on the corner of Clayton St. in Blackburn again, have you shiny

omg...you saw me????!!!


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they can wear shorts with socks without feeling silly!!!
this may be the case but they LOOK silly..shhhhhhhh don't tell them tho!!!
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They can go out for the evening and carry every thing they need in their pockets.
mmmm..... until you go with them and they say.'will this fit in your bag love'!
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Old 19-09-2005, 12:12   #45
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They don't have to shave their legs all the ruddy time............

They don't have to spend ages tweezering the eyebrows.................

They don't have to shave their Bikini line before going swimming, only to look like a plucked chicken later in the week.

They get away with having hairy armpits........................

Sweat patches under their arms are meant to show they have been working hard, woman just get disgusted looks, TRAMPS!!!
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