Why Was I Such An Inconveniece?

[Less]

Earlier this afternoon I was walking along Blackburn Rd and called in at the newsagents before crossing the road.
Having made my purchase, a packet of bio-degradeable cigarette papers,(don't tell me about being green), I came out of the shop and as I was about to walk the short distance to the curb a taxi pulled up, two wheels on the curb with the bodywork of the vehicle astride two yellow lines that had been painted in the gutter to add a bit of brightness to the area.
Not being as old as I sometimes feel, I was able to jump out of the drivers way, I immediatly walked around the car and placed myself next to the drivers door while waiting for the traffic to clear to allow me a safe crossing.
I was bumped or maybe jogged by the drivers door as he attempted to open it, I stood my ground, he eventually realised there was an obstruction in his way and wound his window down, "excuse me", he said in a dark brown Accrington accent, "I want to get out".
"Well that's tough", I said, "because now you will have to wait for me to get out of your way, if you had waited for me to get out of your way instead of trying to push me off the pavement you wouldn't have this problem, now shut up, stay where you are and wait until I move."

Like a good boy he did as he was told and when the traffic cleared I crossed, after all if he can use the pavement for his convenience I can stand anywhere in the road for mine.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by Less

in a dark brown Accrington accent

Very funny Less.

[mrskitty]

Originally Posted by Less

dark brown Accrington accent.

PMSL Karma for that!

[Margaret Pilkington]

Good for you Less...it is time someone showed these whippersnappers that they can't do just as they like

[Bagpuss]

Originally Posted by Less

a dark brown Accrington accent.

That quote has been logged for use in the future.

[cherokee]

a dark brown Accrington accent,


absolute classic less ....say what you mean roflmao

[entwisi]

aye, class term


I bet you gave him your best 'stare' as well!

[Less]

Thank you all for the praise of that short phrase I'm glad you enjoyed it and although I can't take credit for it's originality I mananaged to use it in a slightly different context from what The Kinks did in their hit song Lola.

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

[entwisi]

OMG Less, your very nearly a GOD MEMBER!!!

What will we do when you have all that power!

[Less]

Originally Posted by entwisi

OMG Less, your very nearly a GOD MEMBER!!!

What will we do when you have all that power!

That can never happen I'm an atheist so I just don't believe in me.