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Old 18-05-2004, 21:37   #16
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If food can't be nuked then it dont get cooked.
Got a cooking ban on till he buys a new cooker.
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Old 18-05-2004, 21:53   #17
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oooo anne o can i say //
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Old 19-05-2004, 11:36   #18
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This thread is going of topic please keep on topic thankyou
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Old 19-05-2004, 13:40   #19
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Swap wives...swap. Taken me 37 years to train this one...Not likely to start again.
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Old 21-05-2004, 20:21   #20
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Come on girls you should never judge your husbands judgement, after all look who he decided to marry???????
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Old 23-05-2004, 21:51   #21
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Well............I have to say that I have reconcidered my offer and have decided to keep the one I have....the fact that she has a gun to my head is incidental lol
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Old 23-05-2004, 23:47   #22
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Is younger always better lads?????

dont no ,,, still trying to catch one
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Old 24-05-2004, 15:03   #23
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Give ya a tip Joker man.Wait at the toilets or the bar.even the young uns have to go there
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Old 24-05-2004, 15:47   #24
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Mik, there's nothing creepier than a bloke lurking outside womens lavs. That's definately not the way to pick up a woman. The bar is a better idea..
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Old 24-05-2004, 15:48   #25
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...just make sure you got your wallet with you.
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Old 24-05-2004, 15:50   #26
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Mik, there's nothing creepier than a bloke lurking outside womens lavs.
What about a bloke lurking around inside women's lavs?
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Old 24-05-2004, 16:01   #27
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What about a bloke lurking around inside women's lavs?


That's even worse. Although I have been in town when a bloke came into the ladies to use the loo, because the mens was flooded. None of us minded, but if a bloke was just lurking in there, it would definately make my skin crawl...
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Old 24-05-2004, 16:05   #28
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What about these blokes that dress up as women? How can you tell if you've got one of them in the ladies?
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Old 24-05-2004, 16:12   #29
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Hehehehe, this is going off topic a bit, but how would you gents feel if a fella was just standing in the male loos watching people come and go, but not waiting to use the loo. George Michael springs to my mind...
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Old 24-05-2004, 16:17   #30
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..lot's of 'em do it all the time. The terminology is "cottaging", I believe, although what that has to do with long weekends in a Lake District cottage I don't know. They don't wash their hands much, either.
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