Words(some)women use

[talentedbutslow]

Words (Some) Women Use

• FINE
  This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
  
  
• FIVE MINUTES
  This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
  
  
• NOTHING
  This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards! "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
  
  
• GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
  This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
  
  
• GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
  This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
  
  
• LOUD SIGH
  This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
  
  
• SOFT SIGH
  Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
  
  
• THAT'S OKAY
  This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
  
  
• GO AHEAD
  At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
  
  
• PLEASE DO
  This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
  
  
• THANKS
  A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
  
  
• THANKS A LOT
  This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
  

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  Tal

[Madhatter]

Fine is a lancs word esp around accy and rawtenstall, that is a response to how are you....I'm fine. It's not exclusive of course but is generally used quite a lot in that area and very little elsewhere as a response.
Brilliant is the the equivelant down birmingham way. hows you... I'm brrrrilliaaaanT.

I'm not sure women use fine anymore elsewhere to end an argument.

[Madhatter]

Think they're so near the truth though tal that they're very funny, although I'm sure the girls will tell you thanks a lot.

[pendy]

What on earth made you think that the word "Fine" ends an argument? - it simply signifies a short cease-fire before resumption of hostilities.

[talentedbutslow]

sighs loudly........... and says .......fine

[Gayle]

Originally Posted by Madhatter

I'm not sure women use fine anymore elsewhere to end an argument.

Yes we do!!!! The reason why you don't think we use it is because it's usually muffled with the sound of a door slamming.

[talentedbutslow]

pmsl...........