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Old 17-05-2007, 16:25   #1
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the guy lived happily ever after and went to football, drank lots of beer, always had a messy house, never had to worry, stayed skinny, and always had money, and never washed up! THE END



I thought it was amusing lol
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just love an happy ending.
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Old 17-05-2007, 16:41   #3
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Old 17-05-2007, 16:49   #4
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how boring ............what a waste of a life .he he he
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Oh bother I thought a fairy had been found and a tape measure used to measure its tail.

Nice one tough and very true.
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what a load of bo*****ks!!!! no man wouldn,t be able to cope without a women!!!
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havent we had this conversation before???...lol


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what a load of bo*****ks!!!! no man wouldn,t be able to cope without a women!!!
Im sorry to disagree here i cope quite fine without a woman, i these days see women as a drain on my resources!! And have no use for one for the forseable future until i have calmed down lol
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Im sorry to disagree here i cope quite fine without a woman, i these days see women as a drain on my resources!! And have no use for one for the forseable future until i have calmed down lol

so you do your own washing, ironing and cleaning MMMMmmmmmm!!!!! lol
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the guy lived happily ever after and went to football, drank lots of beer, always had a messy house, never had to worry, stayed skinny, and always had money, and never washed up! THE END


I thought it was amusing lol
And the girl who wisely said "No" lived happily ever after?
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Old 18-05-2007, 20:19   #11
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And the girl who wisely said "No" lived happily ever after?
that was realy the true ending,,,,
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that was realy the true ending,,,,
Well, from the context of the story, the fellow didn't sound like much of a bargain!

Here's the other ending: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1506209.stm

Being one of the bright ones, this widower will not be single much longer. About 190 days to go!
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Well, from the context of the story, the fellow didn't sound like much of a bargain!

Here's the other ending: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1506209.stm

Being one of the bright ones, this widower will not be single much longer. About 190 days to go!
OH NICE ONE,,,,i wish you both much happiness
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thats so true and very good
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OH NICE ONE,,,,i wish you both much happiness
Thank you for your kind wishes!
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