Would You Drink In This Pub?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Eric

Never thought of Islam as a "small ... sect".

No not Islam it would be a useless religion for me, I live in Accrington, 74 virgins around here?
I'd only find that many if they held a Star Trek convention and the boys that attend those things just aren't my scene man!

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

No not Islam it would be a useless religion for me, I live in Accrington, 74 virgins around here?
I'd only find that many if they held a Star Trek convention and the boys that attend those things just aren't my scene man!

74 is indeed an intimidatingly large number ... I remember that in Nottingham ... spent a couple of years there in the 60s, drunk, stoned, horny and flunking university ... they said that the stone lions in Slab Square would roar if a virgin passed by I don't remember any roaring, not even after dropping a couple of hits of window pane. Maybe there's some Accy equivalent of the lions that could be employed as a virgin detector.

Oh, preferably near a good pub where they serve up a decent pint.

[westendlass]

I think ive heard the statues on top of the market hall squeek when I walk past,does that count?:

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by westendlass

I think ive heard the statues on top of the market hall squeek when I walk past,does that count?:

Hail Mary!

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Eric

they said that the stone lions in Slab Square would roar if a virgin passed by

In the Land of the Scouser, our Liver birds have a similar duty, if a virgin or an honest man walks by (awaits the inevitable ribald laughter & general Scouser baiting ) these marvellous beasts will flap their wings, but seeing as their chained down it makes it all rather difficult.

No doubt some smart arse will point out that the reason said birds are chained down is to stop the Scallys & P'keys from nicking 'em!

[Eric]

Originally Posted by westendlass

I think ive heard the statues on top of the market hall squeek when I walk past,does that count?:

Maybe they're just giggling

[Restless]

I would be worried if kesX had been in the pub and slipped LSD into everyones drinks if people started singing about broadband choices in such a manner...