Your specialist subject is....

garinda · 29-09-2006, 23:14

Since some of us are hooked on Mel's quiz, and some of us have complained (me) about all the questions being on one subject, if you were going on Mastermind, and could chose the subject you think you knew most about, what would it be?

Name?

Garinda.

Occupation?

Retired.

Specialist subject?

Either Twentieth century modern art, or the history of fashion 1860 to the present day. I can't decide Magnus. ( I know its John Humphreys now, but he ain't a patch on old Mags.)

Mr Garinda you have two minutes on Twentieth century art, starting now...

WillowTheWhisp · 29-09-2006, 23:17

1960s music

chav1 · 30-09-2006, 01:50

pussy cats

WillowTheWhisp · 30-09-2006, 08:23

Oi! give me my pussy back!

Did you have a nice holiday?

Neil · 30-09-2006, 09:39

You just can't trust that chav, he will snatch anyone pussy if their back is turned.

Gayle · 30-09-2006, 10:02

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Originally Posted by Neil

You just can't trust that chav, he will snatch anyone pussy if their back is turned.

You really should be banished to the over 18's section permanently.

Gayle · 30-09-2006, 10:04

Name

Gayle

Occupation

Pass

Specialist subject

Friends (the Tv prog - I don't have any real ones!) or Shakespeare's plays - totally different ends of the cultural spectrum.

garinda · 30-09-2006, 10:14

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Originally Posted by chav1

pussy cats

What are you doing on here?

Even I wasn't that sad to log in on holiday, or are you still at Manchester airport because you act weird, and frightened the other passengers?

Less · 30-09-2006, 10:25

Less Yes right, well thank you magnus, Just a second, while I adjust the cushion, no, thats no good, I still can't manage to put my feet on the floor.

Magnus (impatiently drumming his fingers on the desk)

Right thank you less, now if we can get on, Your specialist subject is?

Less Just a second Magnus me old mate I've got it written down here somewhere, (fumbles in pocket to find glasses and a scrap of paper while his tobbacco tin falls to the floor and spills it's contents everywhere)

Magnus (to self) Oh good grief!, (To camera) Well less if you are now ready?

Less O.K. Magnus Here we go, An Ageing Misogynists view of the works of the Famous Producer Gayle Knight.

chav1 · 30-09-2006, 12:48

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Originally Posted by garinda

What are you doing on here?

Even I wasn't that sad to log in on holiday, or are you still at Manchester airport because you act weird, and frightened the other passengers?

i got booted out the flat while my m8 bonked some bird

i think he was very drunk though because he asked if ifancied a spit roast but i assume he was meaning a bar B Q

WillowTheWhisp · 30-09-2006, 12:50

Oh so they haven't deported you back to England then Chav?

garinda · 30-09-2006, 13:29

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Originally Posted by chav1

i got booted out the flat while my m8 bonked some bird

i think he was very drunk though because he asked if ifancied a spit roast but i assume he was meaning a bar B Q

PMSL.

At least you got there.

You'd better get to the beach, as if we are still going out next Sunday I don't want you showing me up, Mister whitey.

Neil · 30-09-2006, 14:26

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Originally Posted by garinda

Mister whitey.

I must object to you bringing the colour of his skin into this. We have had too many racist and colour prejudiced posts recently, please stick to your usual smutty posts instead.

LancYorkYankee · 30-09-2006, 20:57

Please allow me to interject: History (preferably American Civil War and early American)

Okay, please carry on!

Ianto.W. · 30-09-2006, 21:27

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Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee

Please allow me to interject: History (preferably American Civil War and early American)

Okay, please carry on!

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