Bloody cats - Page 5

MargaretR · 26-07-2013, 17:16

I need what energy I have got to look after myself, without having the needs of a pet to tend to. Before my very elderly cat died a couple of years back I decided that I wouldn't have another.

Some people need them for company. Although I am alone I am not lonely and do not feel that need.

Every neighbour I have met so far has been helpful and friendly.
Today, the family next door returned from holiday, which explains why I hadn't seen them before. They helped my son gain access to my meters in the communal areas. A family nearby took in a parcel for me when I hadn't heard the buzz from the access system at the entry door.

They all seem nice people.

Less · 26-07-2013, 18:28

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

They all seem nice people.

They are perhaps jumping to a similar conclusion, boy, are they in for a shock!

ossy kid · 26-07-2013, 23:24

We had a "wanderer" last night as well, I found a rabbit leg under the bushes. Time to set the cat trap, I've trapped 24 cats over the past two years, admittedly 18 were kittens, they went in the trap 4 or 5 at a time.

accyman · 27-07-2013, 21:43

want to reduce cat muck in your garden..

aww nuts its a family forum

MargaretR · 28-07-2013, 19:28

The recent showers seem to have activated the lion aroma.
Cats walk past now and give me filthy looks

(neighbours still smile though)

maxthecollie · 28-07-2013, 19:48

Will the lion poo not attract flies?

MargaretR · 28-07-2013, 19:53

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Will the lion poo not attract flies?

It isn't real lion poo - it is fertilizer impregnated with 'lion poo essence'

Silent Roar Cat Deterrent Repeller Lion Manure Pellets Garden Fertiliser 500g | eBay

"The pellets are soaked in real essence of lion dung, dried and sterilised. As cats are territorial, even the bravest will retreat with they smell a lion.

An environmentally-friendly product which contains no artificial chemicals."

Retlaw · 28-07-2013, 20:01

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

It isn't real lion poo - it is fertilizer impregnated with 'lion poo essence'

Silent Roar Cat Deterrent Repeller Lion Manure Pellets Garden Fertiliser 500g | eBay

"The pellets are soaked in real essence of lion dung, dried and sterilised. As cats are territorial, even the bravest will retreat with they smell a lion.

An environmentally-friendly product which contains no artificial chemicals."

How do cats born & bred in this country for centuries know that pong is lion poo.

MargaretR · 28-07-2013, 20:08

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

How do cats born & bred in this country for centuries know that pong is lion poo.

I wondered the same but it could be that due to being derived from the same basic species they can tell it is the smell of a another cat - and stronger smell = bigger cat.

I can't smell it - but cats obviously can

jaysay · 29-07-2013, 08:10

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

The recent showers seem to have activated the lion aroma.
Cats walk past now and give me filthy looks

(neighbours still smile though)

Give um time Margaret, give um time

DtheP47 · 29-07-2013, 10:34

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Originally Posted by Less

Not only that but her neighbours, oh, dear can you imagine their conversations?
That new tenant a little bit strange I think, she must have retired from the circus because, when I walked past her balcony I got the distinct aroma of lion crap, think she must spread it around to remind her of when she worked in the big top!

Wait till the real lions get a whiff of her shoes Less, strange things lurk on't to'ther banks of t'Hyndburn.
And then there's the "Mad Axeman of Norden Brook" yet to put in an appearance.

accyman · 30-07-2013, 20:20

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

How do cats born & bred in this country for centuries know that pong is lion poo.

bit like how some people born and bred in this country dont use english as their main language

some older tom ,dick or harry teaches or tells them about it

Studio25 · 30-07-2013, 21:19

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

How do cats born & bred in this country for centuries know that pong is lion poo.

in stink t

DaveinGermany · 31-07-2013, 05:20

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Originally Posted by Studio25

in stink t

Aargh! Don't give up the day job.

westendlass · 31-07-2013, 18:13

Bull terrier poo doesn't work, in fact bull terrier doesn't work either. The lady next door has five cats that couldn't give a monkeys about my dog. I have to check they are not lounging in the garden before I let him out. More for his safety than theirs. I'm sick of finding cat turdlets all over the place.