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Just to get back to the question, I suggest you get two of the fattest ugliest girls you're likely to find & give them the job of Bridesmaids. They'll be falling all over themselves to help, let's face it, it's probably the closest they'll ever get to being wed.
Yes I know, cruel & unfair. But I bet there's a few of you out there grinning right now after your initial "OMG I can't believe he said that !" Hey as far as I'm concerned PC is a computer.
Ahh but those are ever so grateful.
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I thought you were trying to make sure the bride was the best looking one in the pictures
Good point well made, so there's a bonus too for the Bride (aren't we good to her ?)
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Originally Posted by steve2qec
Dave, if I were best man or an usher at that wedding I'd be rather peed off if the bridesmaids were fat & ugly. Plus, you'll want girls that look good on the photo's.
Beer my friend, lots & lots of it ! (simple solutions are the best)
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Originally Posted by cashman
Ahh but those are ever so grateful.
Granted Cashy, bit like the last chance grab on a Saturday night. (Dark & desperate days, but still answer 2 sorted that problem)
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I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
Yes I know, cruel & unfair. But I bet there's a few of you out there grinning right now after your initial "OMG I can't believe he said that !" Hey as far as I'm concerned PC is a computer.
To show a little balance it works both ways.
__________________ I don't know half of you as well as I should like, and I like half of you, half as well as you deserve. (Bilbo Baggins)