How To Clean Windows

[Less]

Originally Posted by cashman

If it was to be the case, would suggest "Not the brightest lamp in the street"? Someone else may even suggest "Runs in the family"

Perhaps you mean, "Ruins in the family".

You don't have to say you wouldn't pee on either of them if they were on fire, because I wouldn't waste the petrol trying to get them to be a little brighter.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I must be a bit dim, because I don't know who you are alluding to.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I must be a bit dim, because I don't know who you are alluding to.

Well if yeh pop in the watering hole tomorrow lunch, the minerals are on me, i will enlighten yeh wi me suspicions. Thats all they are at this point suspicions.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I must be a bit dim, because I don't know who you are alluding to.

Don't worry yourself lass, all will be revealed no doubt when one of them spits their dummy out, nothing bonds people together like brotherly love.

P.S. that wasn't a clue.

P.P.S. Nor is this.

P.P.P.S. Ask Rindy.

[Less]

Originally Posted by cashman

Well if yeh pop in the watering hole tomorrow lunch, the minerals are on me, i will enlighten yeh wi me suspicions.

Wouldn't it be grand if Margaret did turn up, she could even have a cup of tea if she fancied.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Less

Wouldn't it be grand if Margaret did turn up, she could even have a cup of tea if she fancied.

Yeh n shes doin herself down saying shes a bit dim, Not at all, just not a devious mind thats all, in my view.?

[Margaret Pilkington]

You'd fall over with shock...and spill the tea Less.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I can be devious, but I do need a bit more practice.
I'll ask Miss bossy drawers to show me how she does it.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You'd fall over with shock...and spill the tea Less.

I doubt that I would, I have to drag my 18 year old mind out of bed every day, just to push my body in front of a mirror to remind myself, that today I'm going to act my age.
If that doesn't shock me you can't, hey I know it's addictive but you can even have sugar in your tea, just turn up.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Less

I doubt that I would, I have to drag my 18 year old mind out of bed every day, just to push my body in front of a mirror to remind myself, that today I'm going to act my age.
If that doesn't shock me you can't, hey I know it's addictive but you can even have sugar in your tea, just turn up.

I have a similar problem(if it can be called that) except you are older than me....my brain is only 14 and still coping with the effects of puberty.
When I look in the mirror I wonder who the post menopausal old bird is that is looking back at me.......I'm thinking of getting rid of the mirrors in our house.

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I have a similar problem(if it can be called that) except you are older than me....my brain is only 14 and still coping with the effects of puberty.
When I look in the mirror I wonder who the post menopausal old bird is that is looking back at me.......I'm thinking of getting rid of the mirrors in our house.

What's a mirror? I hate the things! Most of the ones in our house are fixed above my eyeline so I can't see in them - not difficult as I'm only five foot nothing. And I shut my eyes when I walk past the full length one.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh Sue! when I hear you...it could be me talking!
I'm five foot and half an inch...or I was, the last time someone measured me...and I'm hanging onto the half inch.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh Sue! when I hear you...it could be me talking!
I'm five foot and half an inch...or I was, the last time someone measured me...and I'm hanging onto the half inch.

My goodness sounds like a large amount of chocolate eclairs to make you that wide!

[Margaret Pilkington]

Well, no it was Danish pastries actually......and you do know how to wound a girl Less!

[duggie]

the best way is self cleaning glass, just had it fit in my new home, fantastic, window cleaner well hacked off