Man v Duvet v Duvet Cover - Page 2

West Ender · 31-08-2008, 21:02

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Originally Posted by Bonnyboy

I have to stand on the bed and try shaking it to the floor but I'm still not far enough off the ground, 2 foot of duvet is still on the carpet

If you insist on doing it this way, shake it over the bannister rail (assuming you've got one).

Bonnyboy · 31-08-2008, 21:03

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Originally Posted by Royboy39

Don't know why we associate Man with Man Utd...They are a bunch of faries really....are they not?

Strange that Man/Man United association. I can see what you and Lilly mean tho.

Royboy39 · 31-08-2008, 21:06

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Originally Posted by Bonnyboy

Strange that Man/Man United association. I can see what you and Lilly mean tho.

Wait while Jimbob comes on...I'm sure he will tell you how and where he stuffed his Hammock in the good old days.

Bonnyboy · 31-08-2008, 21:07

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Originally Posted by West Ender

If you insist on doing it this way, shake it over the bannister rail (assuming you've got one).

Not insisting I do it any way apart from the easiest most pain free way. Not clear how I would secure it at the top by the bannister while I went half way down the stairs to pull the bottom bit down.

I think I need a maid

emamum · 31-08-2008, 21:08

or a better trained dog lol

Royboy39 · 31-08-2008, 21:09

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Originally Posted by Bonnyboy

Not insisting I do it any way apart from the easiest most pain free way. Not clear how I would secure it at the top by the bannister while I went half way down the stairs to pull the bottom bit down.

I think I need a maid

Don't we all?

Bonnyboy · 31-08-2008, 21:10

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Originally Posted by emamum23

or a better trained dog lol

Yeah, he needs to start pullin his weight more, else he’s out the door

WillowTheWhisp · 31-08-2008, 21:10

I do it inside out too. Start with the cover inside out and hold onto the corners. Then grab the top corners of the duvet through the cover. Shake the cover down over the duvet and then when it gets to the bottom give it a good shake. You don't have to have long arms just don't let go of the top corners. If something doesn't quite fall into place I have been known to crawl inside and straighten it out.

Royboy39 · 31-08-2008, 21:12

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

I do it inside out too. Start with the cover inside out and hold onto the corners. Then grab the top corners of the duvet through the cover. Shake the cover down over the duvet and then when it gets to the bottom give it a good shake. You don't have to have long arms just don't let go of the top corners. If something doesn't quite fall into place I have been known to crawl inside and straighten it out.

Do What????????????????

Bonnyboy · 31-08-2008, 21:13

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Originally Posted by Royboy39

Don't we all?

Don’t think I’ll find too many high quality maids posting my problems on here

Royboy39 · 31-08-2008, 21:16

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Originally Posted by Bonnyboy

Don’t think I’ll find too many high quality maids posting my problems on here

Don't know about that...bed baths have been offered on another thread...you never know your luck?

Bonnyboy · 31-08-2008, 21:17

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

I do it inside out too. Start with the cover inside out and hold onto the corners. Then grab the top corners of the duvet through the cover. Shake the cover down over the duvet and then when it gets to the bottom give it a good shake. You don't have to have long arms just don't let go of the top corners. If something doesn't quite fall into place I have been known to crawl inside and straighten it out.

You actually crawl inside...what happens if you fall asleep when you're in there. You're just tryin to make me look silly Willow

Margaret Pilkington · 31-08-2008, 21:30

You have to be ill to warrant a bed bath

And if you want your 'bits and bobs' to be shiny we can arrange that for you(it just takes a bit more ajax and wire wool)

Royboy39 · 31-08-2008, 21:38

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You have to be ill to warrant a bed bath

And if you want your 'bits and bobs' to be shiny we can arrange that for you(it just takes a bit more ajax and wire wool)

No problem with that Margaret...Shower daily...have too...I'ts bloody hot out here.
My bit's and bobs are clean but US.
Ill....don't want any of that thanks.
Life goes on.
A big Swedish blonde running up and down my back would help....where do you find one of them?
Don't say Sweden....bin down that road.

Margaret Pilkington · 01-09-2008, 07:36

Oh.....how sad......not sad that you aren't ill, but sad that you don't need the services of Lettie and Margaret to do your bedbath.
I had packed the ajax and the wire wool.....was just checking my passport was valid.....and the next bit of the plant was to get in touch with Lettie to find out when she was free.
We would have jetted off.....and been by your side in just a few hours......ready for action