Wheelie Bins - Page 6

Tealeaf · 22-09-2003, 16:27

Its a flat little trolley with 4 wheels....removal men use them to balance large bulk items on...and with the bins you could make a pair of dog kennels..

malibu · 22-09-2003, 16:42

You mean like a Go cart ???

Tealeaf · 22-09-2003, 17:04

yeah...something like that...I've just thought of some more uses for Wheelie Bins....

1) A big plantpot

2) A big laundry bin (but don't forget to clean the wheels otherwise you might get a stain on the lino when you wheel in in the house.)

3) A place to stick 5 year old brats in for a hour of so when they start kicking up a tantrum

4) Stick a tap on the bottom & store extra petrol in there before Brown sticks another 6p a gallon on there

5) It would make a good R2D2 should they ever decide to do a musical of Star Wars at Ossy town hall

6) Something to take on holiday with you as a reminder of Accy.

More to follow......

happyone · 22-09-2003, 20:20

;D keep em coming  love that  usages for wheelie bins

Tealeaf · 23-09-2003, 08:08

Heres some more:

7) Get a big crane & park it outside the townhall. Attach it to a wheelie  bin, climb inside and let the crane hoist up up in the air. Stay inside the Wheelie Bin for 43 days without food and then on the 44th magically reappear on top of the coppice.

8) Iraqi Wheelie Bin Crisis Appeal
Iraqi's are now in desperate need of Wheelie Bins. Should you wish to donate yours, there is an assigned collection point outside the town hall. Please ensure that your Wheelie Bin is left there at the correct time, otherwise you shall be subject to a fine of no less than £10,000pds and/or 3 years hard labour.

3)Sponsor your Wheelie Bin - Yes, this is nice and simple. Every time you put a bag of rubbish in there, throw in a fiver as well. Does'nt it make you feel better!

4) Stuff the Conservatory - get yourself the latest trendy "Wheelie-Bin Grotto". D.I.Y. kits are now available at your local B & Q for a mouthwatering £19,995 + VAT. Just think of yourself sat out the back on a wet november evening in your very own grotto thinking of the meaning of life with just your wheelie bin for company! Paradise!

5) The first Accrington Wheelie Bin Olimpics ........I'll need a seperate box on this...

...More to follow....