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Why should you be worried...you aren't thinking of having some sort of relationship with him are you?
Anyway you can't catch it just by having your post next to his.
Don't be silly Mrs P, I'm already in a relationship with Mog as of course I am with you too
Other day I opened the wheelie bin to dump in a bag of rubbish and unfortunately I had a whiff. Instantly I was transported back to the days 'when I was a lad' where my sisters and my friends would 'play' in the river hyndburn....
Other day I opened the wheelie bin to dump in a bag of rubbish and unfortunately I had a whiff. Instantly I was transported back to the days 'when I was a lad' where my sisters and my friends would 'play' in the river hyndburn....
Those were the days when you could walk on the surface, I do miss the industrial pollution, the smog and fog, rickets, diptheria..........ok nurse, I'm getting back in bed.
Those were the days when you could walk on the surface, I do miss the industrial pollution, the smog and fog, rickets, diptheria..........ok nurse, I'm getting back in bed.
You must be ill, I always spend fifteen minutes a day chasing the nurse around the bed. I have noticed lately, she tends to slow down a little.
Is she coming around to my way of thinking? Is she getting older and I need a younger model to keep my fitness regime going? Or has she finally decided that I should be taught the lesson that I can't supply what my ambitious labidos thinks I can?
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Those were the days when you could walk on the surface, I do miss the industrial pollution, the smog and fog, rickets, diptheria..........ok nurse, I'm getting back in bed.
Think the straps need to be a bit tighter Dave, you seem to be getting out more these days
Don't be silly Mrs P, I'm already in a relationship with Mog as of course I am with you too
I think you might be in a relationship with a Mrs P...but not with this Mrs P you aren't.
__________________ The world will not be destroyed by evil people... It will be destroyed by those who stand by and do Nothing. (a paraphrase on a quote by Albert Einstein)
See it how you like....it still isn't any kind of relationship with me!
__________________ The world will not be destroyed by evil people... It will be destroyed by those who stand by and do Nothing. (a paraphrase on a quote by Albert Einstein)
Get yourself an old petrol mower & sniff to your hearts content.
Maybe something like this:
Still remeber the smells in my gran's kitchen. The pic of the Lancashire Hot Pot in the photo competition took me back to this one ... And the aroma of steak and kidney pudding made from scratch. And hot tar. And carbolic soap ... I still buy that stuff. Turns your armpits into charmpits.
Don't fret, he's trying his best, it's just that his best is getting irritating.
What do you mean Less, getting?
__________________ The world will not be destroyed by evil people... It will be destroyed by those who stand by and do Nothing. (a paraphrase on a quote by Albert Einstein)
You must be ill, I always spend fifteen minutes a day chasing the nurse around the bed. I have noticed lately, she tends to slow down a little.
Is she coming around to my way of thinking? Is she getting older and I need a younger model to keep my fitness regime going? Or has she finally decided that I should be taught the lesson that I can't supply what my ambitious labidos thinks I can?
My nurse would not tolerate any of that chasing malarky, he says its silly.
when in church,accrington or Blackburn bank top,the smell from the bone works.absolutely nauseating.cured now simply by injecting a chemical into waste steam.